hahahaha today some real fat bird tried to get off with me at the club!
 

I was having none of it though! then she tried on my friend and that failed too, so she tried on my other friend and that also failed. fuck me. i know i want a girl, but wow, not that type of girl!


goodnight all and have a good friiiiiiiiiiiiiday!

show her your pimp new TV


panties < drop

are we supposed to be impressed? lol

you no want sexy time with fat bird like big bird?

don't lie, you just got done with her

Fat chicks are great..as long as your friends dont find out

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslf3c3/ima...y-fat-girl.jpg


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...es/FatGirl.jpg

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One day you complain about no women, the next too much woman.

Is there no satisfying you?

Personally, I think you should have gone for it. May have learned something.

Pretend she's twins.

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She looks as if she's shitting her pants :1orglaugh

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you should have fucked her! You can lie to your friends and say she was gorgeous!

Fat chicks give the best head for two reasons.

Reason #1 - Thats all they can offer. So they better be good at what they do.

Reason #2 - With all that practice of rolling food around in their mouth it brings their talent to the top.

Would I fuck a fat chick? Hell No. Would I let one suck my cock? Ofcourse, probably give her a couple cock slaps too.

congrats

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hehehehehee

Just a FYI for the younger guys, a size 2 doesnt guarantee good in bed.

you lose man. I see it like catching a fish when i am single(But seeing as though i have a cow at home, why go to the shop for milk), the bigger the catch, the better the feed. They fuck like it is the last, you just don't know anything about life in general, do you.