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american pervert 11-21-2007 11:55 AM

how to cook a turkey in a garbage can
 
What You'll Need:

* metal trash can (15 gallon) *
* wood or metal stake about 15 inches tall.
* aluminum foil
* charcoal briquettes (at least 10 pounds)
* turkey

Instructions:

Step 1: Light a pile of coals. They will take about 30 minutes before they are ready to go. Proceed with the rest of the steps.

Step 2: Find a suitable place to cook the turkey. You will be doing this on the ground with hot coals. Make sure the area is clear of flammable debris and don't do this on the grass it will burn in. Keep a shovel and water nearby.

Step 3: Drive the stake into the ground and wrap with foil. Lay foil around the stake. The foil should extend about 10 inches past the rim of the trash can when the can is upside down on the ground.

Step 4: Brush the turkey with oil and season to taste. Place a large ball of foil on top of stake and slide turkey onto it. The foil will help prevent the stake from poking through the tender meat.

Step 5: Place the trash can over the turkey making sure to center the bird. Pile coals about three inches deep around the base of the can. Place another pile on top of the can.

Step 6: Sit back and wait. A 10- to 12-pound bird takes about 90 minutes. A 20-pound bird takes close to three hours. Don't lift the can until the time is up, you will lose your heat! Be patient.

Step 7: Use oven mitts to carefully remove the hot can. Check bird with instant read meat thermometer and look for 160-plus degrees in the deepest part of the turkey.

* The USDA recommends against using galvanized metals for smoke boxes when smoking meat. Chemical residue contamination can result. Many online sources say you can minimize fumes by first burning off the treatment with a hot fire before using galvanized cans for cooking. A non-galvanized cooker is preferred.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-21-2007 11:57 AM

Do you remove the feathers first ???


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JohnnyJames 11-21-2007 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 13402272)
What You'll Need:

* metal trash can (15 gallon) *


Dang it. My wife SWORE plastic would be a mistake.

I figured it'd be fine.

american pervert 11-21-2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balalsubturfyooj (Post 13402280)
Do you remove the feathers first ???


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in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.

Shagbunny 11-21-2007 12:00 PM

be sure to center the bird!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-21-2007 12:04 PM

http://www.steppinoutmaine.com/archi...01%20+%20w.jpg

http://www.steppinoutmaine.com/archi...Turkey%202.jpg

ADG

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-21-2007 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 13402293)
in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.

WOW... that is good to hear... I'm somewhat relieved !

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O MARINA 11-21-2007 12:05 PM

idee vibrosee musor

Ramos 11-21-2007 12:05 PM

wn :) :)

sltr 11-21-2007 12:09 PM

what beer goes well with garbage can turkey?

american pervert 11-21-2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr (Post 13402342)
what beer goes well with garbage can turkey?

I would guess coors

american pervert 11-21-2007 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 13402318)
idee vibrosee musor

so HAWT!!! nema i love you

O MARINA 11-21-2007 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 13402413)
so HAWT!!! nema i love you



awwwwww :)

who 11-21-2007 12:25 PM

It's actually a fairly good idea.

Mr. Romance 11-21-2007 01:06 PM

I like this idea..I wish I could find a turkey in Uruguay


Mr. Romance

JFK 11-21-2007 01:10 PM

I still Love the deep fried turkey:thumbsup

pornguy 11-21-2007 01:17 PM

You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.



Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers

Phoenix 11-21-2007 01:27 PM

is that an aluminum can?

aluminum isnt good for us

american pervert 11-21-2007 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13402665)
I still Love the deep fried turkey:thumbsup

danielle at weg makes the BEST deep fried turkey

$5 submissions 11-21-2007 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 13402744)
is that an aluminum can?

aluminum isnt good for us

Although there's some contradicting studies, it's been found that alzheimer's patients' brains have higher than average aluminum concentrations. See: http://www.laleva.cc/environment/alu...lzheimer2.html (note: there's other studies that contradict this. The jury's is still out on this issue)

sltr 11-21-2007 06:14 PM

i think it's the galvanized metal that is an issue in the cooking method

$5 submissions 11-21-2007 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr (Post 13404461)
i think it's the galvanized metal that is an issue in the cooking method

Yep. If it's not aluminum, then galvanized iron is still bad. Galvanized iron sheeting is usually coated with Zinc. Quite toxic at elevated levels. http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/51/2/225

minniesoporno 11-21-2007 07:00 PM

I rather stick with steamed turkey but I do want to try a fried turkey though.

baddog 11-21-2007 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13402698)
You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.



Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers

I keep tearing the papers.

L-Pink 11-21-2007 07:06 PM

Most waste disposal companies will be happy to donate a 55 gallon drum provided you first empty it in your back yard.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-21-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13402698)
You have never tasted good turkey until you have smoked one yourself.



Man man they are a bitch to get in the rolling papers

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13404618)
I keep tearing the papers.

http://stuweb.ee.mtu.edu/~jamchris/F...e_keg_bong.jpg

That's why I have my turkey pipe... :stoned

ADG

Shey 11-21-2007 07:17 PM

I keep hearing about how good fried turkey is but I've seen people getting blown up doing it too :(

Spunky 11-21-2007 08:25 PM

Now I just gotta get Mum to try that idea :)

justFred 11-21-2007 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13404647)
http://stuweb.ee.mtu.edu/~jamchris/F...e_keg_bong.jpg

That's why I have my turkey pipe... :stoned

ADG

hahaha.... oh man that's rich.

and as for the trash can.... not gonna cost you a lot more to buy a miniature smokehousing for your turkey instead, and you won't get cancer or Alzheimer's :thumbsup

shekinah 11-21-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 13402293)
in our country, when you go to buy a turkey it comes with the feathers already removed.

wow.. that's weird but sounds great!!:thumbsup:winkwink::winkwink:

Spicoli 11-21-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 13404610)
Yep. If it's not aluminum, then galvanized iron is still bad. Galvanized iron sheeting is usually coated with Zinc. Quite toxic at elevated levels. http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/abstract/51/2/225

also, i think most galvanizing process's include cyanide, which may be tasty, but.............. :Oh crap

.....
plated on the surface of the metal substrate using a zinc cyanide bath
......

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6749953-claims.html


maybe just add more gravy :upsidedow

to all the US ppl here, enjoy your thanksgiving ;-)

JFK 11-22-2007 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey (Post 13404654)
I keep hearing about how good fried turkey is but I've seen people getting blown up doing it too :(

there is no problem making it as long as you use common sense:2 cents:


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