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baddog

11-20-2007 05:25 PM

Guess I need to buy a turkey . . . how much should it weigh?

I know there is a formula for calculating based on the number of people. Is it one pound per person?

JFK	11-20-2007 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13398967)

I know there is a formula for calculating based on the number of people. Is it one pound per person?

what's a hen weigh??:winkwink:

Sosa	11-20-2007 05:27 PM

big, left over turkey is awesome for a few days

baddog

11-20-2007 05:30 PM

well, it is going to be a very small group, but guess I can use my seal a meal and freeze some

the Shemp

11-20-2007 05:31 PM

15-16 lbs should be fine

Penny24Seven

11-20-2007 05:33 PM

heard of google?

viki	11-20-2007 05:34 PM

yes, it's 1-1.5 pounds per person, depending on who you're feeding.

Boobs

11-20-2007 05:35 PM

from experience, a 20 LB turkey is good enough for 15-20 people

tony286

11-20-2007 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls (Post 13399022)

heard of google?

Thats what I would do this isnt exactly the cooking forum. Type in: Im having x number of people over how big of a turkey should I get?

L-Pink

11-20-2007 05:36 PM

http://www.butterball.com/en/main_ca...n_prep&s1=plan

Note: if smoking pot X 2

ProjectNaked

11-20-2007 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13399039)

Note: if smoking pot X 2

nothing like a good ole family clam bake...

...wait a minute....you're not talking about food are you.... :)

Nasty-Ass

11-20-2007 05:43 PM

Buy a 20 pounder and stop posting worthless crap you ignorant fucking shit head!

L-Pink

11-20-2007 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nasty-Ass (Post 13399061)

Buy a 20 pounder and stop posting worthless crap you ignorant fucking shit head!

Go back to earning a living :1orglaugh

baddog

11-20-2007 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13399079)

Go back to earning a living :1orglaugh

They have an arts and crafts shop, and they get to sell their wares to the visitors.

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~w...e_hospital.jpg

baddog

11-20-2007 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13399035)

Thats what I would do this isnt exactly the cooking forum.

You are kidding right? Have you ever watched webmasters eat?

ProjectNaked

11-20-2007 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13399138)

You are kidding right? Have you ever watched webmasters eat?

eating vs cooking = apples vs oranges

american pervert

11-20-2007 06:08 PM

more importantly you need to be able to fit it in your oven

baddog

11-20-2007 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 13399170)

more importantly you need to be able to fit it in your oven

I will barbecue it . . . . hope it thaws in time

JohnnyPearl

11-20-2007 06:21 PM

deepfry that bad boy. Done in 45mins.

baddog

11-20-2007 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 13399215)

deepfry that bad boy. Done in 45mins.

No thanks.

IllTestYourGirls

11-20-2007 06:23 PM

It will take 3 to 4 days to thaw a 20 lbs turkey might want to try to get one that is not frozen. GL :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13399211)

I will barbecue it . . . . hope it thaws in time

D	11-20-2007 06:30 PM

I've gone one and a half pounds per person... and everyone that wanted some got leftovers to take home.

baddog

11-20-2007 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 13399227)

It will take 3 to 4 days to thaw a 20 lbs turkey might want to try to get one that is not frozen. GL :thumbsup

I got a 12 . . . if it isn't thawed by the time I wake up I will do the cold water method

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