Post your best ONE PIC Jerkoff PIC
 

Okay here we go. The challenge? Post a pic that could possibly induce masturbation and orgasm without any other pics.

Thats right. The hottest pic you got. I'm talking about a situation where any one of us takes a look at it and we're ready to drop our drawers and get the motherfucking groove on.

Winner gets to kill me in HALO. :1orglaugh

Nina is excluded because most of her shit qualifies anyway.

Damn... and here I was ready to post my favorite Nina pic. Thats not fair.

I am immuned to porn:(

Yah...Im pissed too. Nina is on some whole other level....I don't even think shes human. I'm thinking of asking her to date me. I guess I just said I don't date humans.

http://www.cidcm.umd.edu/images/bush.jpg
You wanted a jerkoff pic? here ya go

I guess I didnt specify which oriface that liquid would be eminating from. Semen, not vomit.

Still no pics in this crappy thread.

Tissue please :helpme

:1orglaugh

this thread is going to take a turn for the worst when [Labret] wakes up....I can just see it now......

http://eru.cx:2050/bn-ed5-brooke-n-shaul32.jpg

I love Brooke Burke.

Okay...shes hot...IN THAT GRAINY FILTERED PICTURE.

Come on. Thats all you got? If I was turned on by getting fucked with a strap-on...MAYBE...but shhhhhhheeeeeeiiiit

Thanks for the contribution. I dont think we'll be playing HALO though.

Almost...the vaseline jar is open and the baby carrots are cooked.

I imagine being that lucky guy ;)

I don't mind getting felt up by B.B. --> I guess you do though .......

I'm really not into that hard bondage stuff. Nasty. I like more artsy things ;)