FLASHCA$H asks, "Would you eat Tofurky?"
 

Thanksgiving is almost here!

And for the first time in my life, I'm planning on doing a vegetarian Thanksgiving.

I know, how can you have a "Turkey Day" without Turkey!?

Truthfully, I'm not sure.

"Tofurky" just doesn't seem right. Maybe I'll just sculpt my mashed potatoes into the shape of a turkey (as an homage to 'Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind,' perhaps?)

I can hear the snickers, already...I can hear the taunts of "hippy" and "treehugger."
But before you judge my meatlessness, just know I have my reasons.

What are my reasons, you ask?

Um, well, I'm not supposed to talk about it.

It's sort of a *delicate* subject around the FLASHCA$H offices as there are several lawsuits and sanctions by PETA still being discussed.

Okay, okay! I'll tell you. Truthfully, its hard NOT to talk about it.

You expect me to watch Buddy go balls-deep into a semi-frozen poultry carcass and just pretend it didn't happen!?

I realize that he is living in Canada now and maybe that puts some psychological distance between him and the carnage he left. But I saw what I saw. And that image will be with me forever.

For the rest of my life I won't be able to hear, "stuffing a turkey," without feeling a wee bit nauseous.

And THAT, my friends, is why I'm doomed to a life of tofu.

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I would rather eat at Taco Bell.

Turkey meat is pretty boring anyways Halcyon so no big loss there.

Oh man.... Thanksgiving dinner is usually my favorite meal of the year.
At least I can still have mashed potatoes.

I just made a post about fake meat on thanksgiving :)

Tofurkey is awesome and it's easy to make. You can play around and try to add your own touches, but it's really fine straight out of the box and cooked by directions.

Don't be ridiculous. Man was meant to eat meat.

interesting you say it like that.

The human animal may be. But It was reading about man's ability to spiritually evolve (in Gandhi's autobiography) that inspired me to try going meatless.

I have been a vegetarian for over 16 years.
Never had a problem.
Then again...
I never celebrated thanksgiving :winkwink:

ps1 I can not play the webmaster thing dance and I really want to see myself dancing with Cassandra Cruz (something apple quicktime)
ps2 Very nice seeing you again in LA!

meat too yummy

hmm. here is quicktime:
http://flashcash.citizensex.com/vide...llywood_07.mov
ipod:
http://flashcash.citizensex.com/vide...llywood_07.m4v
and flash:
http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1499744J7K54MGs

I'm almost afraid to tell Hal that Buddy also liked to do tofu... :Oh crap

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ADG

It is one of mine too, just after Xmas dinner (pork rib steak) - this year I will actually be served SOUL FOOD as my wifes folks are coming to town TO COOK :thumbsup

PS. Pour some of the juices from the turkey onto the mashed and you will at least get a taste of it without eating IT. :2 cents:

i tried once veggie "turkey" slices.. and never again

I'm vegetarian and am not a typically a fan of "fake meats"....but....somehow I really <3 Tofurky. It will certainly be one of many other homemade veggie dishes that I prepare for Thanksgiving.

buddy is a sick sick man
and that is why i love him

treehugging hippie

I've never actually had it. But I love Smart dogs, so maybe I need to go find me some faux bird!

Smart dogs are really tasty! :) Good luck finding some delicious veggie delights for Thanksgiving.

Try the all natural type of stores. I got a tofurkey at a place called nature mart in Hollywood.

The flashversion worked for me.
Thank you!

I enjoy tofurkey.... done properly it's good schitt...

I don't think you'll be let down by tofurkey day this year!!!

well , have you ever tried a deep fried turkey ?:winkwink:

No.

Easy answer...

Matt

Excellent!

Makes sense for a vegetarian:thumbsup But with that being said thanks for the lunch in LA and great seeing you as usual!



Mr. Romance

whats the point of it then i find the anti meat people freaks would rather eat with the homeless at the church real turkey then eat some fake crap.

Ever try Turkey a la Ramos...

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/RamosKramerTurkey.jpg

ADG

Tofurky+YUCK!!! Most of the vegetarian's that I know just eat the sides but once I prepared an interesting vegetable casserol for them....anything will be better than Tofurky!!!

Tofurky=YUCK!!! Most of the vegetarian's that I know just eat the sides but once I prepared an interesting vegetable casserole for them....anything will be better than Tofurky!!!

If it tastes great, why not?

not if its done right

mmm .. amazing isnt it!:thumbsup

Is 'tofurky' the equivalent of a plastic pocket pu$$y?!

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Plants have feelings too!!

I have had many Tofurky dinners and I love them.