CDLisp did you fix your roastbeef asshole?
 

or is the operation still pending?

Now I'm curious too .....

I have no idea what the fuck this is about.

Does roast beef = hemorrhoids?

no roast beef is when you get fucked in the ass to much and your sphinctor loses its muscle capability and ends up looking like a roast beef ring.

That would have been my guess. I saw a video a few weeks ago of a chubby chick getting assfucked and her hemorrhoids looked like the proverbial "roast beef curtains" hanging from her asshole...

LOL, that was educational. I had no idea about the reference, but the description you've provided definitley filled me in :pimp

My plastic surgeon says my roast beefer just needs a quick bleaching.

I asked him about your roast pork asshole and what he could do to help you, but he just coughed and said there's no cure for that.

Try some gravy on it.

http://www.arbys.com/images/menu/lrg-roast-beef.jpg

when you fart its all like "pffffffff" cause of all the flapping.

Yup. Doc says it's because of all the Thunderburgers I've eaten over the years.

But I just can't stop.

i havent had one in prob a year and a half, i miss winnipeg actually, the women there fucking loved me.

like i was the big city big dick guy they were waiting for.

i actually almost cheated for the firsttime in my life, gf probs at the time and the winnipeg hoes loved me. but i kept it in the pants.

Wrong choice of words for this post :Oh crap

Next trip, stop denying yourself. Sink your teeth into a thunderburger, then another.... then sink your corn fed cattle country helicopter schlong into some fine ass Canada grade A Winnipeg squaws.

Spread that meta seed. :D

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I saw those old pics of fat old CDsmith in a woman's thong. Those pics were old, so imagine how much fatter that roast beef a-hole is today.

I can't imagine how disgusting his HUGE Ass and roast beef anus is now. He can't reach around to wash it, so how dirty do you think it is now???


I don't think worse of that loser for allowing men to abuse his "O" ring, I just don't want to hear about it. That fat ass needs a lesson on relating to people in the real world. What a nutcase CDSmith has become over the years. Isolation and Fast Food must have caused most of his issues.

Thanks for that lovely image that I didn't need in my head. Fucking A.

You've put a lot of thought into the subject of my asshole.

Admit it dog... you want me.

I want to suck CD smith's roast beef asshole.

Headless i am trying to figure out what is worse your lame fake nic or your design "skills".

That's what's going on... For a minute you got me wandering there... I almost thought it would have been you making an ass out of yourself.

Sounds like something you have been through. Was it as painful as it sounds?