Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee
 

You tards still like this guy?

Chuck also supports forced Christiantiy in public schools. Because if you're not a Christian you can't be a good person according to him.

Chuck Norris is a stand up bro. His urine has been known to cure cancer.

His tears cure cancer, but he has never cried.

I fucked his momma on myspace like... yesterday or the day before or some shit.

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

* Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

* Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

* Sloths' face from "The Goonies" is the result of just the wind from Chuck Norris's round house kick.

* The helicopter was created when Chuck Norris completed 8 consecutive round house kicks in 1 second.

See the vid?
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Huckabee_Norris.wmv

Hey, what's going on with Chuck Norris lately? Does he look sick lately to anybody else?

The fucker is just old. I think he is like 67. I hope I look as good as him when I am that old. (actually I just hope I make it past 50)

Vote Huckabee or catch a roundhouse kick to the face.