Sundays Joke
 

One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"

The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."

Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"

Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

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lol... sorry no bj!!!:1orglaugh

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Another Sunday joke...
 

A journalist was visiting a psychiatric asylum. He asked the Director "How do you diagnose if a patient has to be confined?"

The Director answers, "Simple, we'll just give the patient a cup and and bucket and we will ask him to empty the bath tub."

"Oh, thats easy, a normal person will use the bigger bucket to empty the tub rather than the small cup" the journalist answered.

"Wrong" the director says.

"A normal person will just pull the plug to empty the bath tub. Wait there, i'll go prepare your room."

finally, a joke that i've heard before. :) still a good one, though!

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nice joke to end the weekend.

hehehe nice one

both jokes are great, thanks :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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