Stupid Pet Names????
 

OK...what is the stupid name you have ever named a pet?

I got a nieghbor that has a black/mix retriever and they named it "Black Dog"...lol

A friend of mine has a cat and a dog. The dog is called cat and the cat is called dog :)

"pussy" is a good name for a cat

my dog's and cat's name is slick and sandy
now thats strange names

I called my cats shitload and fuckface. Cause I hated them.

I personally dont think they are stupid, but we have two female cats names Beef Jerky and Mr. Hat. Their sister, who passed away earlier this year, also a girl, was named Mr. T.
:)

I named my dog Boneprone because he fucks anything he can.

My dogs name is Max, but I often call him Macaroni.

Max Macaroni. Or "little gay dog." :1orglaugh

i named my fourth cat 'Pussy Galore' of James Bond fame and cuz i have too many damned cats.... so she's 'pussy' for short

There was a nice cat (not mine) that used to be always with my other cats. I named him "black cat" (in english, I'm not translating).
He was very cool.

RIP black cat

Jer

I wanted to call my dog Elvis, but decided on J.B, jellybean, but we said jay bee, but he was used to be called asshole, fuckface, stop shittin on the floor or else im giving you away and stuff like that....

My kids' dog is named Buzz but I call him StupidCocksuckerThatTakesOffDownTheRoadWhenICalliH im

I named my first cat "bundle" (but in portuguese). He liked to enter cardboard boxes, close them and sleep inside. When his son born, of course I had to name him "packet".

I call my Iguana "Stupid". I like him a lot but he does stupid things a lot and sometimes tries to act like he actually has a brain -- now that's stupid.