how do i kill a groundhog?
 

little cocksucker dug up my whole yard :mad::mad::mad:

How do i kill it aside from waiting for it to surface again and hitting it with a shovel?

Anyone have Bill Murray's number? :helpme

Pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pour a half cup or so of ammonia down any open holes and then try to seal up them up so the fumes are trapped in there. Even if it doesn't kill it, it will drive them away from your yard.

That works better than any poison I ever tried but make sure you don't have any pets that can get to the area until the fumes have a chance to somewhat dissipate.

explosives......I kid you not you can buy it at garden centers. It's fucking cool
man, I kid you not......it comes with a boobytrap detonator. When the groundhog touches the trigger.....the charge explodes killing the groundhog....

shotgun.....


that was easy... next time ask a hard question

you can borrow my dog, she's a pro groundhog killa!

Yes, That was the first thing that came to mind. However, I dont exactly want to sit and wait until it resurfaces.

Is that hose thing from caddy shack gonna work?

oh c;mon now... thats the thrill of the hunt.. stalking

Yes the hose will work. Please post pics when you do it. Or a video. Would love to see this old method actually in practice, in real life.

Your yard is worth more than the life of another living thing?

Shit.

Dude, I'd let it dig. Who cares. It's only a yard. More hassle than it's worth.

i have skunks digging u p my front yard for grubs...thing is s sprayed for grubs so it is pissing me off

next year i will spray more

I'm calling Peta right now!

Have you ever killed a mosquito? those are living things...

I would love to do this, but im scared of i open the taps outside the pipes might get damaged, because its cold as fuck outside.

On top of that, i just found out that fucking groundhogs are endangered in Poland :(

If they are endangered, is there an equivalent to the Animal Control divisions we have in the states? They may want to come remove it to a "safe location" where it can dig in peace, away from your place. Especially if you're in an urban area.

Just a thought.

I'm in a rural area. Sorry, endangered wasn't the word i was looking for. They are protected not endangered. There's no animal control here :(

I don't see why they are protected, we can just go to North America and pick up a few million of them if we want...i'm sure they won't mind.