Best tip YOU have ever gotten?
 

Mine was. . .

Mind your own fucking business.

I think it applies universally.

What was your best tip?

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There is no money in SEO
There is no money in Porn
GET A JOB!

Don't rush life.

Trust in yourself :)

Also I liked Bob Parsons (godaddy.com CEO) 16 Rules for Success in Business & Life In General.

https://bp.bobparsons.com/gdshop/bp/...5Fhdr=&ci=9946

Nevermind. Best tip I received was 40$ when I parked someone's Mazerratti as a valet.

Best tip I ever got was: GO FUCK YOURSELF

money wise 3k US Reserve Notes. Word wise "working hard gets you nowhere"

$500 bucks,when I was a service advisor for mercedes. I had a customer who was connected big time. I got a very expensive out of warranty repair for him covered he and his wife were good customers. Two days later this mean looking guy in a suit comes in asking where's Anthony with a thick ny accent. I turn ghost white lol. I go up to him and he hands me a envelope with 5 hundred dollar bills and says Mr **** says thank you good job.

Yep, that would soil my underpants. Not sure I would want to keep working there. What if you repaired the "competition's" car (s)?

Don't argue with idiots. They have nothing to lose.

A sports related tip from Boneprone

"Best tip YOU have ever gotten?"

Well... that would be to pay attention!


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MB service advisor? Did you ever use a tire company with three letters in their logo?

He was a scary dude on his own. He once came in for a oil change. When he came to pick up the car one of the windows switches didnt work. So he calls me outside, starts to tell me the problem, Im nervous I cut him off. He puts his arm around my shoulder, he is speaking to me very calmly while fixing my tie.Telling me not to say a word and get it fixed. While he is speaking very softly to me, his arm over my shoulder is very tense and shaking alittle bit like he is holding in a rage he wants to release. I almost shit in my pants.I was too younger back then and stupid back then to quit. lol

"That girl on the couch fucks anything"

Yes,it was my first advisor job I was around 23 so it was 20 yrs ago, it was in NY. I didnt deal with tire companies that was parts. My job was to take verbal beatings from customers all day. lol

one of the best tips i ever got was from a very wise russian

he said

"Forest the dog that chases many rabbits rarly catches one. the dog that chases one usually gets the rabbit"

of course he said it with a russian accent

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Be good to your Mother.

'Don't shit where you eat'.

This issue is just a blip in the grand scheme of things.

"Sure, you start out on the bottom rung, but with hard work, perseverance, and determination, you can work your way up to be next-to the bottom rung."

Nothing's quite as motivating as convincing yourself that if you don't aim high, you might as well just give up.

"Yo son, make sure yo' ride is crunk...the po-lice is on they way"

1982/3? -- my Cousin laying a TRS 80 radio shack computer on me telling me that in a few years this will replace telephones and televisions in people's homes.

I thought he was nuts at the time, but got into the puter.

almost 25 years later - I'm making coin from all over the world via the net and he's working in a bar. :thumbsup

piss not against the wind.

Stay away from "Americanized" Korean girls ...

Don't eat the yellow snow !

"haters only hate because of jealousy." - Trey Hickey

The best tip I got for people is never tell your wife she has a fat ass

This one response makes the thread and all the thought that went into it worth every cent. Doesn't cover the bandwidth bill though. . .

Seriously, though, that is priceless

Heh, that's a good one.

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400 bucks, I did a lot of waitering while studying

American guy had worked for South African company for two years so this was his farewell night, then they all got drunk and the American dude and one of his SAn coleagues started punching each other and that's happening in the best, most expensive restaurant in town. So they all fetl guilty I guess and gave us really juicy tip

"Next time your girlfriend gives you a blowjob, have her do that little thing she does with her tongue"

I know that girl.

There was another Russian quote I once heard from Kalashnikov(the ak47 inventor)...

"Perfect is the enemy of good enough"

My dad once told me...

"women all look the same if you turn 'em upside down".

and

"never trust a Jew. They all want something for nothing".

As much as I've tried to be someone who ignores bigoted advice such as that, I hate to admit that it's been proven to me on first hand basis in big ways in the last few years. So, I guess it was some good advice that I should have listened to.

The first one about women is complete bullshit, unless they're Jewish.

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When in doubt, throw it out.

Yeah, I'd have to agree that's a good tip as well. :thumbsup

Do Unto others, BEFORE they can do unto you!

you can usually find "evidence" for any (bigoted) idea if you try

Well, the problem is, in my case...I had no grudges, despite what my father told me. I had my professional life as I knew it wrecked by Jews recently. So much so that I had to re-invent myself professionally and start again. I like where I am much better now, but I still would choose not to have the experience.

I wasn't really "trying" to find any evidence, it found me.

I try to keep an open mind about particular ethnicities, and I have Jewish friends that I love, but I watch out when dealing with them on business matters, or don't deal with them at all.