WWYF: Britney vs Paris?
 

If you could fuck one and only one for the rest of your life, which would it be? You must explain why you picked the one you did.

So.... Britney or Paris? Which would you fuck?

I'd rather fuck Britney but I'd rather cum on Paris's face.

Probably Hilton because she seems like she has less chance of getting fat, and her family has more money...

my hand, both are skanky whores. paris looks like a racoon, and britney is just getting fat and ugly as shit

Paris because 2bit whores turn me on and I think she's the bigger one out of the two

I'll go with Britney on that one because as they say..

You'll always have Paris ;)

Britney.

Even though she looks a mess 90% of the time now...

As long as britney didn't put on any more weight. Her.

I love me some thick girl.

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paris, because I've seen Britney Spears' snatch. and well... I'd kinda rather put it in her ear since then.

we have a winner! :thumbsup

thick's where its at

but not if you're a pencil dick

I'd fuck Paris over any other chick alive. No contest...

The both of them are a mess, however they are still very attractive...

Hard question...

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The one who has not dropped a child assuming those are the only two choices left to mankind.

I'll take the milf.

Probably Paris so i can stay at the Hilton for free the rest of my life :-) lol

Damn straight! I'd have her barefoot and pregnant faster than you can say federline.

Hmmm, I didn't think about that. Maybe I'll change my answer.

Paris is a nasty girl, me like kink!

i couldnt fuck them:) i cant have sex without love my cocks is not working so:)lol
but i like Paris

None of them ;)

i would fuck the ever living shit out of paris hilton, i don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her trampy ass...

Same here :winkwink:

None :2 cents:

hell yea :jerkoff:jerkoff

britney by a landslide, paris hilton is so fucking ugly.

Doesn't Paris have herpes or some shit like that? I'd have to waive that one.

They're both dirty hoes, but if I had to choose, I'd take Britney.

Britney, boob job me likes!

Paris..Britney looks like she will pork up when she gets older

paris...shed still look good in the morning...britney prolly looks like a trashy redneck slag when she wakes up

Paris, she will still be hawt in 10 yrs. Britney will probabbly be a 200+ lb. hefer in 10 yrs.

:thumbsup

Paris shes hotter and richer

having seen "one night in paris" i would go for britney, she cant be as lousy in bad as paris looked in that flick..

perfect choice! :thumbsup

I'd prefer Paris :)

Paris, but it really is choosing the lesser of 2 evils.

WOW Hot Girl man !

I'd fuck Paris for the rest of my life for the following reasons:

1. She has 0% Southern DNA. Becoming white trash isn't in her DNA. Britney has it and it is coming out now, its unavoidable.
2. Shes better looking
3. She doesn't have kids
4. She doesn't have a southern accent
5. Her parents aren't hicks

I'd take Paris, I would fuck the living shit out of her