Psychoanalyze Yourself! ~Quiz
 

Just for kicks of course but I found this amusing ... answer the questions with the first thought that pops into your head.

I left my own answers in it.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My Son

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

Deer

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

We look at eachother, it lets me get close to it but not close enough to touch. I would probably take a picture.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

Large, but only one story.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

A centerpiece with some candles & fresh flowers

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

Wine glass

8. What do you do with the cup?

Pick it up & put it away so it doesn't get broken.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

The Ocean

10. How will you cross the water?

By Boat

If you care, think of your answers & I will bump this with what they are supposed to mean in a few ... it's kind of neat if you have about 3 free minutes :)

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
A pickled onion sandwich

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A platypus.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I sing "La Traviata" to it. It brings tears to its eyes.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)
A van by the river.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No. There's a moat with sharks with laser beams attached to their heads though.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?
A slinky toy.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
The Stanley one.

8. What do you do with the cup?
I hold it over my head and scream "I'm going to Disneyland!"

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
A puddle.

10. How will you cross the water?
I jump over it flapping my arms like a chicken.

awesome... haha

1) A Rottweiler
2) A Pug
3) Let the Rottweiler kill the Pug.
4) A Castle
5) Wall and moat. Fuck you.
6) An Axe.
7) Holy Grail.
8) Sell it.
9) Ocean.
10) I can fly, bitch.

Beautiful answers Warchild!!! :1orglaugh


ok, so here are the so called meanings behind your answers since I know the suspense is killing you (sarcasm)


1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My bullmastiff

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A badager

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

He runs up.... does some crazy noises and runs away

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

300 sqft

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

A burned image of a clock

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

Deep south glass.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Fill it with liquor.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

A lake

10. How will you cross the water?

Swim

Oh god, as if Myspace bulletins weren't bad enough, now they've come here to GFY.