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Compdoctor 11-11-2007 07:49 AM

Sunday's Joke
 
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.

After the nurse inserted the thermometer, she announced, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

digifan 11-11-2007 09:16 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 11-11-2007 09:50 AM

That gave me a chuckle

Way3 11-11-2007 09:51 AM

:thumbsup Nice one Compdoctor!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

woj 11-11-2007 10:17 AM

:1orglaugh

SexualDragon 11-11-2007 10:17 AM

:):thumbsup:1orglaugh:upsidedow:)

SexualDragon 11-11-2007 10:48 AM

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

KILL_FRENZY 11-11-2007 02:13 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sicone 11-11-2007 02:17 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dirty Lord 11-11-2007 02:37 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 11-11-2007 02:39 PM

lol good one :)

Kenny B! 11-12-2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 13359819)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Good one!

Brother Bilo 11-12-2007 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 13359819)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Awesome!

D 11-12-2007 04:34 PM

I had missed this one yesterday.

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

D 11-12-2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 13359819)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

:1orglaugh

This one gets told to my girlfriend when I get home... haha...


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