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Torn Rose 11-09-2007 09:23 PM

Happy 50th Birthday to Farrell Timlake of Homegrown Video!
 
50 long years ago today the world was made a better place with Farrell Timlake was born. I, along so many others, have been blessed with knowing Farrell and being counted amongst his many friends.

Tonight some of us gathered in Seattle to give him a surprise birthday party to celebrate his half century mark and to witness him in all his 50 years of glorious existence. Please join us in celebrating the big ?5? ?0? with this man who was born when the cold war was just heating up and Ike was in office.

To give everyone a better understanding of the world of 50 years ago here are a few things that happen in November 1957 that I got off Wiki.

November 1 - The Mackinac Bridge, the world's longest suspension bridge between anchorages at the time, opens to traffic connecting Michigan's two peninsulas.
November 3 - Sputnik program: The Soviet Union launches Sputnik 2. On board is the first animal to enter space - a dog named Laika.
November 6 - Jailhouse Rock opens nationally and Elvis Presley continues to gain more notoriety.
November 7 - Cold War: In the United States, the Gaither Report calls for more American missiles and fallout shelters. A F-3 tornado rips through Alexardia, LA, killing 3 people.
November 13 - Invention of the laser by Gordon Gould. - Flooding in the Po River valley of Italy leads to the flooding also in Venice.
November 14 - Apalachin Meeting - The leaders of the American Mafia meet at a convention in Apalachin, New York at the house of Joseph Barbara. It is broken up by a curious patrolman.
November 15 - Plane crash in the Isle of Wight leaves 43 dead.
November 16 - Serial killer Edward Gein murders his last victim, Bernice Worden of Plainfield, Wisconsin. Oklahoma celebrates its 50th anniversary of statehood. Notre Dame beats the Oklahoma Sooners 7-0 to end the Sooners record 47 straight college football winning streak.
November 25 - U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower has a stroke.
November 30 - Grenade attack against Indonesian president Sukarno in Cikini School in Jakarta. Six children are killed, Sukarno survives unscathed.

Hard to believe that when Farrell Timlake was born, such modern ideas like ?sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads? was not even a thought since lasers weren?t even invented for another 4 days.

Congrats on 50 great long years Farrell and I hope the next 50 are even better.

AaronM 11-09-2007 09:25 PM

I love Farrell.

Happy B-Day man. :)

Torn Rose 11-09-2007 09:30 PM

I will try and post pics tonight, if not tonight for sure tomorrow!

Deej 11-09-2007 09:30 PM

Happy Birthday Far-L :pimp

Linkster 11-09-2007 09:35 PM

Damn - these young whippersnappers are catching up with me :1orglaugh

Happy Birthday Farrell :thumbsup

sicone 11-09-2007 09:40 PM

Happy birthday Far L

Spunky 11-09-2007 09:42 PM

Happy birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Far-L 11-09-2007 10:08 PM

when i find out who started the rumour that i am 50 they will be forced to clean up splooge on only the freakiest bukkake shoots that we are capable of producing for the next 50 fucking years...:Oh crap

HS-Trixxxia 11-09-2007 10:10 PM

Happy Birthday Farrell! To another 50!! CHEERS!

Torn Rose 11-09-2007 10:53 PM

Dude... you look amazing for 50....

amateurcanada 11-09-2007 10:58 PM

I like bright red drinks.

kmanrox 11-10-2007 12:09 AM

lol 50 my ass, 40 if anything!

Farrell and HomeGrownVideo are K-Man, and Orgy For World Peace Approved!

madfuck 11-10-2007 12:12 AM

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y!!!

Vitasoy 11-10-2007 02:13 AM

Happy bday, heres to many more!

KILL_FRENZY 11-10-2007 02:33 AM

Happy Birthday :thumbsup

Cash 11-10-2007 07:18 AM

Happy Birthday :)

LoriAnderson 11-10-2007 07:26 AM

Happy Birthday :)

Th!nk 11-10-2007 08:28 AM

Happy Birthday to him :)

Jay-Rock 11-10-2007 08:32 AM

Happy Bday man. Tell Moffitt to get well soon!

VeriSexy 11-10-2007 08:52 AM

Happy B-Day man

boneprone 11-10-2007 09:03 AM

Doesnt look a day over 50..

Black Dont Crack..

Happy Birthday. BP4L.

Far-L 11-10-2007 05:07 PM

50 is the new 30
 
For the record - I just turned not-a-day-over-30 but there was a misprint on the invite or something... still it is the thought that counts and please don't be offended if i return the fibrillators and the bengay...:thumbsup

Torn Rose 11-11-2007 12:03 PM

Here are some pics from Farrell?s 50th birthday party; sorry it took so long Saturday was pretty ugly for me as I tried to regain proper bodily functions.

As everyone can see Farrell really is 50 years old because cakes do not lie.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0013.jpg

Farrell admires Lincoln?s new shirt and was quoted as saying he was strongly aroused by it.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0001.jpg

No idea what Ferrell is doing here, but he said Spike would be mad if he didn?t hold his hand like this, maybe this is a gang sign of some sort?

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0002.jpg

This is what the typical 50 year old uses for a shot and chaser.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0003.jpg

Farrell?s passion for eating cream pies is well known.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0004.jpg

Farrell comes out of the closet as we watch some classic porn?s on his tv. I am not sure which movies this was but it had some great acting in it.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0005.jpg

Lincoln shows how to properly use one of Ferrell?s kitchen utensils.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0006.jpg

Ever the perfect guest anyone can have, Lincoln puts the utensil away after he is done with it

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0007.jpg

Farrell in a moment of deep thought on what utensil he should use for his bacon and eggs.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0008.jpg

Farrell with what remains of his cake and bottle was quoted to say ?mmmm there is still a lot of cream in that pie??

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0009.jpg

After some smack talk, Lincoln shows he can fit through a doggie door.

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0010.jpg

Lincoln learns the valuable lesson of ?do not talk smack and try to fit through a doggy door unless your pants are securely fastened? (the rain on the window somewhat messed this shot up)

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0011.jpg

2 hawt bitches!

http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._1107_0012.jpg

nikki99 11-11-2007 12:28 PM

wow, happy b-day :thumbsup

Torn Rose 11-12-2007 03:44 PM

Bump for the pics!

seeric 11-12-2007 03:53 PM

haha. happy birthday far-l

i never knew you were 50. no one thinks im 37 either though.

we got good genes buddy.

axelcat 11-12-2007 03:55 PM

happy b day

shekinah 11-12-2007 04:04 PM

Happy Birthday!;)

Stefanie 11-12-2007 04:10 PM

Happy Birthday! Wow 50 huh? You are almost as old as my dad. :)

The Adult Broker 11-12-2007 04:23 PM

the one and only Farrell. Wishing you the best in a lifetime.

Happy Birthday!

Dirty D 11-12-2007 04:43 PM

Happy Birthday, hope you had a debaucherous time!

Pimp Pimp Hooray

Torn Rose 11-12-2007 04:55 PM

As a late but GREAT 50th birthday gift, I was just sent hundreds of all time classic Farrell pics! I am sure Farrell would want me to post these since he is such a sharing kind of guy. Now I did not take these pics and was not present at most of them, but I will add the true story behind each pic as I remember it.

Farrell finally got to live his lifelong dream of being the recipient of a 10 man bukake
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_1.jpg

Pure Ecstasy!
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_2.jpg

"Damn, this shit stings my eyes!"
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_3.jpg

Farrell showing everyone that he can run a marathon with his eyes closed.
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_4.jpg

?Don?t hate me for being this Sexy!?
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_5.jpg

Dr. Frank-N-Furter
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_6.jpg

"Do you wanna Fuck me?"
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_7.jpg

Cathy and Victoria are looking for something... what exactly I am not sure of.
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End...l_thread_9.jpg

The greatest "O Face" EVER!
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_10.jpg

"I'm not as I am as you think drunk"
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_11.jpg

Exactly how much can one man sweat?
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_12.jpg

Showing off how he worked his way through college.
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_13.jpg

Carol Cox and Farrell share Carol's new double dong.
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_14.jpg

Ms Whip: "And for my next trick, I will now pull a rabbit out of his ass..." (This is why magicians double check to make sure they have everything they need for their shows)
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_15.jpg

What some people do not know, Farrell is actully from Jupiter and needs to inhale large amounts of Methan to stay alive.
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_16.jpg

Соединенные Штаты полны imperialist свиней!
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_17.jpg

Приходят камрады, препятствуют нам выпить водочку и обсудить как мы получат, что некоторых американских женщин сделали влюбленность к!
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_18.jpg

Crocket?
http://www.katvixen.com/Odds_and_End..._thread_19.jpg

Torn Rose 11-12-2007 05:12 PM

Like a dumbass I did not credit who took the pictures, all credit goes to Lincoln of Homegrown Video.... sorry dude, my bad...

Qbert 11-12-2007 05:37 PM

Wow, looks like a great time was had by all. One helluva birthday bash!

Great pics, nice job Lincoln!

madfuck 11-12-2007 05:48 PM

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y!!!

CaptainHowdy 11-12-2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn Rose (Post 13359965)

ZEP ROCKS!

Kimmykim 11-12-2007 06:28 PM

If 40 is the new 30, and 60 is the new 50, I guess Farrells really only 40 again!

Far-L 11-12-2007 08:56 PM

Most people will only get to turn 50 once in their lifetime... but me... I will get to do it TWICE...


So there...

And I best mention that I am a scorpio and capable of waiting years until I find the perfect moment to exact my revenge on those who started and supported the whole "Far-L is 50" thing...

Torn Rose 11-12-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 13365642)
Most people will only get to turn 50 once in their lifetime... but me... I will get to do it TWICE...


So there...

And I best mention that I am a scorpio and capable of waiting years until I find the perfect moment to exact my revenge on those who started and supported the whole "Far-L is 50" thing...

Dude, it's ok to be 50... we accept you as who you are...

Simon_Spicecash 11-12-2007 09:13 PM

happy birfday!

Stefanie 11-12-2007 11:09 PM

Some of those photos are great- he's had so many hair styles over the years, but the sweating has been a constant.


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