Christopher Reeve vs Stephen Hawking vs Timmy in a cage match:
 

Who would win?

asshole- but if i had to, hawkings at least can move a finger so he could poke superman's eyes...out.

that made me remeber a pic I saw one.. of Tony Hawk's extreme skateboard, cept it was steve upside down with his wheelchair..
made me laugh so much

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Haha, heres a couple of cruel jokes:

You heard the new Superman movie coming out next spring?
It's gonna be called:
"Superman gets a really good parking space."

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Q: What does Superman have for breakfast these days?
A: Kryptonite, by the looks of him.