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xmas13 11-08-2007 08:52 AM

Guilty of Apocalypse: The Case Against 2012
 
http://www.apocalypse2012.com/book/

Guilty of Apocalypse: The Case Against 2012

The thesis of this book is that the year 2012 will be pivotal, perhaps catastrophic, possibly revelatory, to a degree unmatched in human history.

1. Ancient Mayan prophecies based on two millennia of meticulous astronomical observations indicate that 12/21/12 will mark the birth of a new age, accompanied, as all births are, by blood and agony as well as hope and promise.

2. Since the 1940?s, and particularly, since 2003, the Sun has behaved more tumultuously than any time since the rapid global warming that accompanied the melting of the last Ice Age. Solar physicists concur that solar activity will next peak, at record-setting levels, in 2012.

3. Storms on the Sun are related to storms on the Earth. The great wave of 2005 hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma coincided with one of the stormiest weeks in the recorded history of the Sun.

4. The Earth?s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with cracks comparable in scale to the ozone hole opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.

5. Russian geophysicists believe that the Solar System has entered an interstellar energy cloud. This cloud is energizing and destabilizing the Sun and all the planets? atmospheres. Their predictions for catastrophe resulting from the Earth?s encounter with this energy cloud range from 2010 to 2020.

6. Berkeley physicists, who discovered that the dinosaurs and 70% of all other species on Earth were extinguished by an impact 65 million years ago, maintain, with 99% certainty, that we are now overdue for another such mega-catastrophe.

7. The Yellowstone supervolcano, which erupts catastrophically every 600,000 to 700,000 years, is preparing to blow. The most recent eruption of comparable magnitude, at Lake Toba, Indonesia, 74,000 years ago, led to the death of more than 90% of the world?s population at the time.

8. Eastern philosophies such the I Ching, Chinese book of changes, and also Hindu theology, have been plausibly interpreted as supporting the 2012 end date, as have a range of indigenous belief systems.

9. At least one scholarly interpretation of the Bible predicts that the Earth will be annihilated in 2012. The burgeoning Armageddonist movement of Muslims, Christians and Jews actively seeks to precipitate the final End-Times battle.

10. Have a nice day.

buzzy 11-08-2007 08:55 AM

Enough of these threads, seriously. I don't not like you but most of them points are just pure bullshit.

Zebra 11-08-2007 09:00 AM

You know that in 2013 we are all going to laugh at you, right?

Phoenix 11-08-2007 09:01 AM

i keep hearing about the magnetic poles shifting


and basically the equator would be the north and south pole.

but where does that put Canada...and what about all that ocean water..lol

time to head for the hills?

what happens if those hills are suddenly under a mile of water.

i like thinking about these things.

G-Rotica 11-08-2007 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 13347916)
what happens if those hills are suddenly under a mile of water.

Kevin Costner will grow gills.

Retributi0n 11-08-2007 09:11 AM

You forgot about the lost book of Nostradamus which was just recently found in a library and hints at a 2012 end date...

Either way if you have to go... might as well go out in a bang and whitness the end of humanity.

Phoenix 11-08-2007 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 13347948)
Kevin Costner will grow gills.

i like that movie....having gills would be awesome

swimming around with no need to come up for air

Snake Doctor 11-08-2007 09:24 AM

*Yawn*....

Paul Markham 11-08-2007 09:28 AM

I'm off to get my tinfoil hat.

xmas13 11-08-2007 09:38 AM

The author may be a former Los Alamos scientist but lives in Beverly Hills, CA today. They are making a killing! LOL. I'm off to write my own 2012 book.

nicMLS 11-08-2007 11:59 AM

Amazing how it has only taken the world 7 years to recover from the Y2K disaster when the global network crashed from the computers going haywire and we were thrown back to the stone age... :helpme

BradM 11-08-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicMLS (Post 13348763)
Amazing how it has only taken the world 7 years to recover from the Y2K disaster when the global network crashed from the computers going haywire and we were thrown back to the stone age... :helpme

It has been rough. We formed strange local tribes that warred against other local tribes. The population was decimated and the nuclear winter hasn't even begun to pass.

gornyhuy 11-08-2007 12:10 PM

Yaaaaawwwn.

GatorB 11-08-2007 12:19 PM

The Myans were great astronomers. What Dec 21, 2012 represents is 2 extremely rare things happening on the same day. The Earth wobbles on it's axis and takes 25,920 years to get back to its starting point. This take place on Dec 21 2012. Also on that day the solor system intersects with the galatic plane. How in the fuck the Myans figured that out is the real mystery.

[ Nate ] 11-08-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retributi0n (Post 13347961)
You forgot about the lost book of Nostradamus which was just recently found in a library and hints at a 2012 end date...

Either way if you have to go... might as well go out in a bang and whitness the end of humanity.

HELL YEA! If it all goes...I hope I'm the last mutherfucker to see the blast or whatever it is that happens. How badass would that would be (even though you would be toast and have no memory of the event) to be part of the last day of our planet/species/life, etc. I mean, we're all going to die eventually, so wouldn't it be badass to be one of the last to experience all this? I think so. :2 cents:

C-Bass 11-08-2007 01:00 PM

definetly wanna be there to witness it all......but when its your time to go, its your time to go.

You could go be eating peanuts, and choke on one.

rootyb 11-08-2007 01:11 PM

"How'd I die? IN THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE, MAN!!"

Snake Doctor 11-08-2007 01:27 PM

This HAS to be true because of the year. 2012. 2 plus zero is two, and one plus two is 3, which makes this the number 23.
http://www.coleandbobby.com/upload/files/2/number23.jpg

tiger 11-08-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra (Post 13347912)
You know that in 2013 we are all going to laugh at you, right?

I'm laughing now.

pocketkangaroo 11-08-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 13348835)
The Myans were great astronomers. What Dec 21, 2012 represents is 2 extremely rare things happening on the same day. The Earth wobbles on it's axis and takes 25,920 years to get back to its starting point. This take place on Dec 21 2012. Also on that day the solor system intersects with the galatic plane. How in the fuck the Myans figured that out is the real mystery.

They are fucking brilliant. I've been to Chitchen Itza and was astounded at the things they knew. El Castillo on the equinox is something that still boggles my mind.

will76 11-08-2007 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 13347916)
i keep hearing about the magnetic poles shifting


and basically the equator would be the north and south pole.

but where does that put Canada...and what about all that ocean water..lol

time to head for the hills?

what happens if those hills are suddenly under a mile of water.

i like thinking about these things.

maybe an alien mother ship will come down and save you ? :thumbsup

xmas13 11-08-2007 02:36 PM

Evangelicals believe Lord Jesus Christ will come back and kill Jews, so they love all this 2012 shit. They cum at the idea that Jews could die.

Sounds like they are trying to push this agenda in the Middle East.

Fundamentalist Christians are the most serious threat to Mankind.

qxm 11-08-2007 02:42 PM

The end of the world "Armageddon" as well as several catastrophes have been predicted year after year ever since written history is accounted for.........so it is no surprise to read about 2012 allegations. Remember that guy (Miller) in 1844 who made a killing in "ascension robes" and when the day came nothing happened?..........if end of time predictions are done year after year someone is bound to hit the jackpot at some point .......(duh!!!)

xmas13 11-08-2007 02:42 PM

?When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.?
Sinclair Lewis (American Writer, 1885-1951)

?Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.?
Seneca (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)

?Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.?
Steven Weinberg

?The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world.?
Georgia Harkness

?No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means?
George Bernard Shaw (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)

?For seventeen hundred years the Christian sect has done nothing but harm?
Voltaire (French Philosopher and Writer. One of the greatest of all French authors, 1694-1778)

Source: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/religion/

xmas13 11-08-2007 02:47 PM

?When facism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.?
Sinclair Lewis (American Writer, 1885-1951)

?Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.?
Seneca (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)

?Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.?
Steven Weinberg

?The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world.?
Georgia Harkness

?No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means?
George Bernard Shaw (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)

?For seventeen hundred years the Christian sect has done nothing but harm?
Voltaire (French Philosopher and Writer. One of the greatest of all French authors, 1694-1778)

Source: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/religion/

Phoenix 11-08-2007 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13349382)
maybe an alien mother ship will come down and save you ? :thumbsup

we can only hope

ill make sure they swing by and get you as well

xmas13 11-08-2007 02:49 PM

I want to be kidnaped by a Martian and be taken away from this fucked up world.

will76 11-08-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 13349424)
we can only hope

ill make sure they swing by and get you as well

only if they promise to probe my ass again :winkwink::1orglaugh

The Duck 11-08-2007 02:57 PM

I recommend Callemans book on the subject, 'the mayan calendar and the transformation of conciousness'.

TheStout 11-08-2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spotter_03 (Post 13348971)
definetly wanna be there to witness it all......but when its your time to go, its your time to go.

You could go be eating peanuts, and choke on one.

Deep man! Very deep!

Farang 11-08-2007 03:19 PM

the sky is falling again :Oh crap


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