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B_Maverick 11-06-2007 07:57 AM

Why do bible-thumpers insist...
 
...that anything to do with sex should be oppressed? What is thier rationalle?

I happen to know three hard core bible thumpers who have 20 year olds that they claim were "raised right"...and all three of these 20 year olds are single mothers.

This, frankly, does not speak well of the policy of complete ignorance about sex. As a matter of fact, in my opinion, it is this policy of ignorance that led to all three of these situations.

What are your thoughts about the religious policy of complete ignorance regarding sex?

ADL Colin 11-06-2007 07:58 AM

Yeah, but just imagine how much LESS anal sex you would have had without Catholic girls.

B_Maverick 11-06-2007 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13338215)
Yeah, but just imagine how much LESS anal sex you would have had without Catholic girls.

Damn...I missed out on all of that. Shit.

pornguy 11-06-2007 08:17 AM

Because the bible teaches not to have sex out of wedlock.

B_Maverick 11-06-2007 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13338268)
Because the bible teaches not to have sex out of wedlock.

That works really well considering all of the Catholic single mom's I know of.

B_Maverick 11-06-2007 09:11 AM

I'm amazed that nobody else has an opinion on this.

ADL Colin 11-06-2007 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by B_Maverick (Post 13338259)
Damn...I missed out on all of that. Shit.

There's still plenty of Catholic girls around. check your local strip club.

ADL Colin 11-06-2007 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by B_Maverick (Post 13338477)
I'm amazed that nobody else has an opinion on this.

Well, you are preaching to the "choir" ;-)

Vendzilla 11-06-2007 10:00 AM

Bible thumbpers know less about the bible than we do http://evilbible.com

Brother Bilo 11-06-2007 10:04 AM

Thats all religion does, preach about tolerance and acceptance when in reality all they do is judge and repress any thought outside of what their preacher or the bible says.

Probably the most hipocritical group of people I have ever been in contact with. They can have it, I'll live in "sin" and be happy.

SykkBoy 11-06-2007 10:12 AM

be fruitful and multiply

makbydesign 11-06-2007 11:29 AM

Unfortunately, I think that many "Christians" fail to focus on Christ, his message, and the way he lived his life. This is a man who got down on his knees to wash the feet of a prostitute. This is a man who broke rules--both civil and religious--constantly. Yes, the Old Testament instructed a small, struggling group of nomadic people to "multiply" in order to keep their tribe alive, and to marry and reproduce within their religion only in order to keep their faith alive. But Jesus told his apostles to walk away from their families and invited them to hit the road with him.

The Bible thumper should actually open the book occassionally.

Got Porn? 11-06-2007 11:37 AM

A friend of dated a Catholic girl that was saving her virginity for her wedding night. She would not have intercourse with him but he could get a blowjob or fuck her in the ass whenever he wanted.

She had great morals!

_Richard_ 11-06-2007 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by B_Maverick (Post 13338206)
...that anything to do with sex should be oppressed? What is thier rationalle?

I happen to know three hard core bible thumpers who have 20 year olds that they claim were "raised right"...and all three of these 20 year olds are single mothers.

This, frankly, does not speak well of the policy of complete ignorance about sex. As a matter of fact, in my opinion, it is this policy of ignorance that led to all three of these situations.

What are your thoughts about the religious policy of complete ignorance regarding sex?

man, why do we think single mothers is a bad thing

aico 11-06-2007 11:47 AM

I gave up on trying to figure those looneys out a long time ago.

tiger 11-06-2007 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13338691)
Thats all religion does, preach about tolerance and acceptance when in reality all they do is judge and repress any thought outside of what their preacher or the bible says.

Probably the most hipocritical group of people I have ever been in contact with. They can have it, I'll live in "sin" and be happy.

I couldn't have said it any better.

ADL Colin 11-06-2007 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by makbydesign (Post 13338996)
This is a man who got down on his knees to wash the feet of a prostitute.

Did he really? Where in the bible does it say Mary Magdalene was a prostitute?

Brother Bilo 11-06-2007 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 13339335)
I couldn't have said it any better.

Most of my family is born again, so I get this shit every time I visit home. I think they gave up, but I'm pretty sure they still draw straws to see who has to take a shot at it everytime I'm home.

I still have 3 bibles still in the bag they've all given me. One of these days they'll get it.

Danny_C 11-06-2007 01:08 PM

I was raised secular, and I'm an atheist, so religion has always seemed alien to me. The things people are willing to believe defy logic. There's no rationalization for it.

B_Maverick 11-06-2007 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 13339036)
man, why do we think single mothers is a bad thing

I'm not judging single mothers...The church is. The church rains down hell on the concept of sex before marriage...and it claims single motherhood is bad...yet it's whole philosophy of ignorance is what causes it.

That is my thesis anyhow.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-06-2007 01:14 PM

"Why do bible-thumpers insist..." Well most fanatical death cults do B_Maverick !

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Mister E 11-06-2007 01:41 PM

Thank god I'm an atheist.

aico 11-06-2007 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 13339595)
Thank god I'm an atheist.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

notoldschool 11-06-2007 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 13338268)
Because the bible teaches not to have sex out of wedlock.

That shits funny. i wonder if it said have sex with little boys and wear funny clothes. Seems they all do that as well.

B_Maverick 11-06-2007 05:57 PM

I was in a hotel in Rome, Georgia one morning and heard a preacher talking to his congregation. I was absolutely incensed at his arrogance...

(Imagine a bible thumping Southern Baptist)

"I know...that some of this....may sound a little confusing to y'all...but all you have to do is what I say...cause I talk to God and he has told me how to explain it to you!"

And then he goes on to quote a scripture...then he explains it in his interpretation...and I nearly spit coffee all over the TV. This guy was twisting shit so bad that I felt genuinely sorry for his sheep.

Brother Bilo 11-06-2007 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B_Maverick (Post 13339423)
I'm not judging single mothers...The church is. The church rains down hell on the concept of sex before marriage...and it claims single motherhood is bad...yet it's whole philosophy of ignorance is what causes it.

That is my thesis anyhow.

Well, not all single mothers had children out of wedlock, which presents another issue in the church, divorce. I was raised by a single mother, but my brother and me were both born while my parents were married, but they divorced when we were young.

It's nothing but a value system based on life hundreds of years ago that is no longer a viable means of judgement. They need a little update of their shit.

D 11-06-2007 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 13338673)
Bible thumbpers know less about the bible than we do http://evilbible.com

Bookmarked to check out at a later date.

:thumbsup

xmas13 11-06-2007 07:31 PM

Blackwater killer squad is run by an evangelical, go figure!

CDSmith 11-06-2007 07:36 PM

So each of those catholic single moms was "known, in the biblical sense" by at least one man each.

If it's in the biblical sense it can't be a bad thing. :D

fatfoo 11-06-2007 08:27 PM

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