When girls put their ass against your pee-pee on a party?
 

What the fuck does that mean?

Do they want sex? or are they just checking if you can get a solid woody? WTF!

I was drunk as fuck and didn't know what
to believe, I just stood there steering
like an idiot.

Still a virgin I guess.
:(:(

That means they want to use their ass on your dick

You sure.

:helpme

Me likey when they do that.

either they are a dick tease or they want your cock.

if they are sober, chances are they are a tease, but if you can smell what they booze they are drinking, its your lucky night :winkwink:

it means introduce them to me so you can go beat your meat on the toilet seat

thats definitely an invitation to spank it

Either sitting on your lap due to lack of chair or doing what people now call dancing, well that is at least what all the ten to eleven year olds tell me.

Or yes she just wanted your cock. Though if you were that drunk what was the point, it wouldnt of been worth it anyways.

if you have to ask.......

its called dancing

so now we know you don't know what to do with it either

:glugglug

I checked my magic 8 ball regarding your question and it replied "Fuck her in the ass and then leave the bitch."