**** Serious thread - i'm selling my sig this month and will donate the money ****
 

To preferably Peta or if the buyer wants it to go somewhere else its fine as long as its something that goes towards the help of animals.

I will fly your banner and make anouncements for you or anything else you need to get new souls to your program. (no fansigns though).

I will also will take out the following words from my dictionary:

Cunt, whore, faggot, twink, niggor and i wont offend people other than saying they are idiots. No real personal attacks. So your program wont get complaints. (unless you convert like crap ofcourse but thats not fault).

I will keep the banner up a full month.

Even if you don't like me do it for the animals.

Bidding starts at $500 because seals are expensive fuckers these days.

Thanks.

no thanks

can't afford the rent this month?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I ate ribeye tonight and it was delish...

Why would everyone come to this thread taking piss out of a guy? He said he was gonna donate the money to animal charity. How is that rent money? Fuck it! Guy asks for a serious thread, he can't get one here cause there's always someone to piss in it.

your post get stupider every day?

Because it was a JOKE, not an insult. Genius, that's why. God, some people are slow. :1orglaugh

good luck, heres a bump for ya man! :thumbsup

Charities are so shady these days. You gotta be careful because most of these charities pay their board members and special interests and all kinds of shady deals and the bulk of your money doesn't go towards what you wanted it to go towards.

:helpme:1orglaugh

I remember a thread where you attacked vegetarians like a mad man?

I will start the bid $1.00

LOLOL

This guy..

Please not peta, I mean if you wish to pick a terrorist organization at least pick one that is honest about it.

For animal support though that is fine, just not peta. How about a humane society or something.

PETA?!?

You're kidding, right?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY

PETA?!?

You're kidding, right?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY

Put me down for $2

bump for franck, since these idiots keep giving low balls, i'll give $100

I am waiting for a confirmation that it can go somewhere else besides PETA.

:helpme :helpme

Polish, it is frank. I want actual honest in writting that yes I will donate it to another animal charity and not Peta. Typically never this anal, but frank has not always been the beacon of light around here.

Dude if you wanna bid for his sig do it, franck might be an asshole to some people but he said if the buyer doesn't want to donate it to PETA then it can go somewhere else. Just bid, he'll keep his word!

Fine. I will meet the minimum bid.

Thanks ASM.

Im amazed that there is only 1 serious bid.

I have several offers on icq to sell my sig for more money than that (before this thread) but i figured i'll do it this way for 1 month.

Maybe people think im joking? Im dead serious.

:1orglaugh

Right. It was a joke. Yeah, everyone can see its a joke and not you responding before actually reading it just to bash me :1orglaugh

Whats wrong? Upset that i can sell my sig for more than you make in 2 months working?

I would but i doubt you have that much.

ok now you lost me

if you have many offers over $500, then why don't you just accept one of them and donate the money for charity?

you could even do it silently, although i know that most of the people who donate to charities like to brag about it...

wow Fronk first you are copying everyones threads and now you are copying charity sig auctions (as if you deserve an ounce of credit) :1orglaugh

wow you are lame

what word is it we call you, o ya POSER.

Because i didnt really want to sell my sig. At least not right away, im not in a hurry. I rather look for a long term sig deal with a nice company than randomly sell it for 1 month. And as far the charity, i figured if i do it in public i might collect more money. And i guess thats where i was wrong. But lets give it another day or so, see if someone wakes up.

And i never said many. I said several. I noticed that often in the way you talk (type). You change words around. I dont know why but if you repost a story one week later it always has a different feel to it.

A: Yes ofcourse its real. I know i bs a lot on this forum but do you really think i go that far that i make this up?
B: Yes, as long as its something with animals. And eating them in a restaurant doesnt count.

DF...please hit me on icq.....lets talk about it....:thumbsup

Can you wait 2 hours or so? I have my jacket on and am on my way out. Sorry. I will hit you up when i come back.

Edit: I'll hit you up real quick now.

bukakke. (bump)

retard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

serious biz indeed ..

This thread delivers...

Ok, im back girls. Jim get back at me when you are around.

Anyway, do i hear 600?

:1orglaugh:helpme

bump for 600

Another bump.... Nice to see a whale taking care of his own kind.

This is sad. Im about to stop this thread and get a private sig deal and put the money in my own pocket. Ah well.

Franck, when does the auction end?

I'll go $550 for now, until the question above is answered. Hopefully you'll take PayPal. :)

Newbies pay attention: if you need further proof that there is no money in porn, take a look at this gentleman, been around since 2001, claims to have experience and contacts yet still has to beg for $500.

Stay in school kids or you'll end up like him.

Sounds like you should've done the same, since reading comprehension doesn't seem to be your strong point. What part of "will donate the money" was too difficult for you to understand?

Wow.... brutal. Bumpo for Franck

$600... not Peta though.