Fuck Halloween!
 

I am sorry, I try to be a good sport, but I hate Halloween! Another ancient holiday hijacked by the catholic church.

First of all, who gives a shit about goddamn pumpkins! They are big stupid useless orange gourds and people carve faces in these damn things and display their crooked poorly carved creations in their front windows like I give a shit if their kid can draw a straight goddamn line.

Second, now I have these annoying fucks ringing my doorbell every two seconds for their handout! Buy your own candy you fucking mooch. Droves of people with their kids and their fucking store bought costumes which are really just advertisements for movies any goddamn way.

Now, I have to go out and buy candy for the freeloaders and clear my schedule to answer the door every five fucking minutes?

And when did Halloween lights come into existence??? I'm gonna risk breaking my fucking neck to put up orange lights now? You gotta be fucking kidding me! And they have these big blow up things for lazy fucks that want to decorate but are too lazy to put up lights. These Cretans are even worse sell-outs than those who put up lights in the first place.

I say fuck Halloween! The only thing good about Halloween is that it's not Christmas.

How can you hate the day that women dress up like sluts on?

My brother belongs to a evangelical church they dont call it Halloween. They gave it a new name, like happy fun day.

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You need to either lighten up and remember what being a kid was or just give in and let your ulcers and your stress kill you.

The only thing that pisses me off about halloween is that adults of our generation, the greedy selfish fucks that they are have hijacked it for themselves and said fuck the children I can dress like a skank and go show my shaved labia hanging from my mini skirt to everyone at the bar. So as far as halloween goes fuck the adults you selfish assholes.

But seriously, do you know why daylights savings is pushed a week past Halloween this year? It's because, and I swear to God this is true, it's because the Candy Lobbyists wanted it so they could sell more candy, and had the senate pass the bill as some fucked up "Halloween Safety Act" saying it was for the safety of the children.

wow, i take it your parents never took you out trick or treating as a kid? who the fuck gets so bitter about a simple holiday like halloween?

I call your strange fact bluff and say it was for "work related reasons" to "save energy" as well for travel purposes and lighting the office and less road issues. But that also would be a failure but hey its where I place my money.

Back on topic. Fuck the adults, fuck the sluts nextdoor who want to wear latex and then condem janets nipple. Give the holiday back to the children.

Alright, Alright, the only thing I like are the girls dressed like sluts. but the rest is commercialized BS!

Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

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Wow that's so true... :thumbsup

im getting my costume on as we speak :thumbsup

what is helloween? we have "dusicky" in my country, is that the same? celebrating dead people? i really dont get why my neighbourhoods in czech republic are celebrating helloween and santa claus ... sorry ... what ... ? ;)

No, Teen Cat.

Halloween is a pagan festival taken over by christians basically as an exscuse to go out once a year in slutty costumes.

Halloween is stll a festival for THOUSANDS of Americans and people all over the world with large dinners celebrating the harvest and the crops brought in and welcoming in the God and watching the Goddess leave for the rest of the year.

Now a days it's christians wanting to rename it "Happy Christian Day" or some shit because theyre so paranoid that their child might learn that christianity isn't the only religion out there.

Happy Halloween :)

isn't the flipside that the chicks still condemn janets nipple but dont show any skin ?:(

So would celebrating Day of the Dead be better or worse?

Dr. Seuss finally found his Halloween Grinch.

Someone didn't have a lot of fun.. lol

It's my sons bday.. so to me.. its a great day

Well, happy birthday to your son!

Come to think of it, it's the day after my wedding anniversary also....mas something to do with my disdain...naaaaa.:1orglaugh

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You make me laugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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WHoreaween was supposed to be for the kids but all the whores took it away from them.

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I love halloween.. it's rest day here:)

Welcome to America.

Well, one way to stop the trick or treaters is to go pull your pants down and piss on the doors of your police station. Then you'll have to register as a sex offender under the fucked up US sex crime laws and you wont get many trick or treaters then.

Or, you do like I did this year... I gave out the little penny tootsie rolls taped to index cards that I had run through my laser printer, with a picture of a turd on the side with the candy taped to it and on the other side a message that said "I hope you enjoy eating a piece of the president, George Bush. Please remember to vote Libertarian!". Several people were not amused and one person called the cops and reported me for "being a creep", not that they could do anything about it except chastise me for poor taste, which they did for an hour before I asked them to either arrest me or leave. They left.

i don't get what the big deal is, just leave your light off and don't answer the door for trick or treaters. :)

aha ha ha ha ha!:1orglaugh

I hate those fucking trick or treat kids. I always let the dog out hehe..

Yea, that's what I'm talking about, lol. What about the teenagers with no costumes? they just want some free candy. Fuck em! Then they egg and tiolet paper your house if you don't give em something good!

"Hijacked by the church"????? Hardly. In fact it's one of the ONLY holidays that survived somewhat intact without being hijacked.

November coming fire
Samhain grim!

all i know is Halloween was not a good day for signups

I don't like how halloween has gotten so commercial, where people are taking their kids trick-or-treating at shopping malls and most every costume I see came off the shelf in a bag, but it's still one of my favorite holidays.

We do it up right in my house.

yeah, too much commercialism....you know what should be really commercial though? My birthday...people could by Sykkie Kards and blast SLAYER all day long...maybe dress up in long wigs, black tshirts, jean shorts and black boots...