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Scott McD 10-31-2007 11:54 AM

Halloween Doesn't Exist Here
 
Every house around here is in darkness with people pretending not to be in.

Poor kids... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ross 10-31-2007 11:55 AM

We've already had 14 kids at the door! Last year we had 7 so we didn't get much stuff in, we've run out already :)

So our lights are going off and I'm staying in the office.

frostyimpressions 10-31-2007 02:00 PM

I do that when we have all the good candy and I don't want to give it away.

eroswebmaster 10-31-2007 02:02 PM

I'm not giving away any candy this year...I don't want that shit in the house.

Since my surgery, I have be pretty damn good, I haven't had any candy since April, but I can't say that I have never been tempted.

eroswebmaster 10-31-2007 02:02 PM

In fact, I was at Wal-Mart last night getting ready to buy like 3 huge bags, spent like 20 minutes going through that section trying to find some good stuff to give, and then said..."fuck this."

uno 10-31-2007 02:05 PM

Don't you guys have Guy Faulks Day sometime soon?

riddler 10-31-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 13313349)
I'm not giving away any candy this year...I don't want that shit in the house.

Since my surgery, I have be pretty damn good, I haven't had any candy since April, but I can't say that I have never been tempted.

candy = crack cocaine.

:1orglaugh

Cash 10-31-2007 02:13 PM

Happy Highlander Halloween :)

flashfire 10-31-2007 02:16 PM

everyone around here will be giving out candy, I expect hundreds of kids

SmokeyTheBear 10-31-2007 02:38 PM

Scotland
In Scotland, children are known as "guisers", though this term is now going into decline. In the past, the children going guising would dress in various (often home-made) costumes and disguises: hence (dis)'guisers'. The most popular costumes were skeletons, witches and various forms of scary fiends, complete with papier mache masks, though nurses' or cowboys' outfits were also given a rather incongruous outing. They would then form small bands of mixed-age children, the older ones trailing their younger siblings behind them, and venture out into the darkness each with their lantern. Until at least the 1970s the traditional Halloween light carried by Scottish children was not the now ubiquitous pumpkin but a 'tumshie lantern' made, as with a pumpkin, by hollowing out a very large swede/yellow turnip ("tumshie" in the West of Scotland dialect of Scots) and carving a scary face, through which shone the candle inside. Then, each carrying their tumshie lantern, they would knock on all the neighbours' doors where the eldest or boldest of the group would ask, "Are ye wantin' any guisers?". If the answer was yes, the children would be invited inside where the grown-ups would pretend to try to guess the identity of each guiser, who then had to impress the company with a song, poem, trick, joke or dance - known as their 'party piece' - in order to earn treats Today, however, they simply say "trick or treat" in order to earn sweets. Traditionally, nuts, oranges, apples and dried fruit as well as "sweeties" were offered, though children might earn a small amount of cash, usually no more than 50p. In some houses the neighbours would have prepared a pail or basin filled with apples ready for the game of 'dookin' for apples'. The children had to 'dook' (Scots) their faces into the water with their hands behind their backs to try to pick up a apple by biting into it. Even in the variant where a fork was held in the mouth and used like a spear or harpoon this was an almost impossible task as the apples bobbed on the water, but it did ensure that all concerned would get very wet indeed! .

SmokeyTheBear 10-31-2007 02:40 PM

are ye wantin any guisers scotty mcd ?

Ross 10-31-2007 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13313525)
are ye wantin any guisers scotty mcd ?

I had 14 guisers at my door tonight. 1 even gave my girlfrriend a song. LOL

Ross 10-31-2007 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 13313364)
Don't you guys have Guy Faulks Day sometime soon?

Monday night. I'm not going to any events this year, its always cold and wet. Fuck that!

Luca_Triple 10 10-31-2007 03:18 PM

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