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Sex4it 09-19-2002 11:24 AM

I get married on Saturday! Wish me luck
 
I felt like sharing this with you guys ... I'm getting married on saturday and I just have to tell :winkwink:

TDF 09-19-2002 11:25 AM

break a leg

BVF 09-19-2002 11:28 AM

take it from me. you're being an idiot

TDF 09-19-2002 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
take it from me. you're being an idiot
translation: never marry an african

SykkBoy 09-19-2002 11:32 AM

say goodbye to blowjobs...

the ring goes on the finger, the lips stay off the cock.....

BabeHunter 09-19-2002 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
break a leg
hehe...he is getting married...not going to prefom on a stage...hmm...well i guess he is...


good luck man!

Cheshire 09-19-2002 11:35 AM

married?


what is this... married you speak of?

BradShaw 09-19-2002 11:36 AM

Do not do it, marriage is a fraud.

notjoe 09-19-2002 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sex4it
I felt like sharing this with you guys ... I'm getting married on saturday and I just have to tell :winkwink:

You stupid poor fucker!!!! make her sign a prenup before you do it!

sherie 09-19-2002 11:40 AM

No one should marry until they have expiry dates!! :Graucho

sherie 09-19-2002 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe



You stupid poor fucker!!!! make her sign a prenup before you do it!

Half of nothing is nothing!!:1orglaugh

Slick 09-19-2002 11:42 AM

Marriage isn't that bad, BUT when you're married and have kids, the sex life is pretty much over with, ha ha ha.

EscortBiz 09-19-2002 11:44 AM

post pics of the girl

sweetcuties 09-19-2002 11:46 AM

I feel sorry for you, I've never been married and I doubt if I will. If I find that special girl, I'm getting a pre-nup. I'll be dammed if some girl is gonna come in and take 50% of my biz and she didn't contribute. Just my :2 cents:

rdunn404 09-19-2002 11:47 AM

GFY, collectively I think we can without a shadow of a doubt prove to this poor fellow that he's making the mistake of his life. Please feel free to use this thread to post all warnings, advice, horror stories, etc. that will help him bring this into perspective. We have 48 hours! The clock is ticking.....

harvey 09-19-2002 11:47 AM

Hey man, good luck and a happy life, don't pay attention to them, it's just envy :)

Beastiepoo 09-19-2002 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
say goodbye to blowjobs...

the ring goes on the finger, the lips stay off the cock.....

That is totally untrue. I give my hubby as many blowjobs now as I did before we were married. And of course a clever remark to make would be to say 'I bet that means she still don't give him any'. To answer that I'd just have to tell you to ask my hubby and look at the smile on his face. :Graucho

rdunn404 09-19-2002 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by harvey
Hey man, good luck and a happy life, don't pay attention to them, it's just envy :)
Envy? Hardly...Don't statistics show that about 60% of 1st marriages end in divorce? Meaning that there's a 60% chance you'll be losing 50% of your shit. Sorry, but I'll take the odds in Vegas on the roulette wheel any day

mijoon 09-19-2002 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sex4it
I felt like sharing this with you guys ... I'm getting married on saturday and I just have to tell :winkwink:
:warning
The LAWS in both Canada and the USA are stacked against men .
Any man who gets married will get SCREWED , but not in the way you're hoping for .
Don't do it man . Give me one good reason for a man to get married . There are MANY reasons why not to , but absolutely NONE why you should .
:warning :warning :warning

Ross 09-19-2002 11:54 AM

Good luck hope you have a nice day


I'm never getting married !!

But hey you go for it!!!!!

:glugglug

sherbert 09-19-2002 11:57 AM

Lot of people here are hating the game. :1orglaugh

Go for it! Have a nice day... and, I hope you guys will be healthy and happy together.

Sex4it 09-19-2002 12:03 PM

She is in porn for me from the begining and yes she gives blowjobs just fine ... no anal though :P


We're together like 6.5 years now.

Jer 09-19-2002 12:15 PM

Congrats ! Good luck, Sex4it.

My best wishes to you and your soon-to-be wife.
Have a nice honey moon too ! :)

Jer

ServerGenius 09-19-2002 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sex4it
She is in porn for me from the begining and yes she gives blowjobs just fine ... no anal though :P


We're together like 6.5 years now.

Congratiolations I'm next october 3rd.....let me know how it is
......eh before october 3rd...I'm only 1.5 year together with her.

DynaMite :drinkup

3Xguru 09-19-2002 01:27 PM

Congratulations my man.

Casa de piatra si mult noroc in viata. Sa nu te grabesti cu copii ca mai ai de trait din tinerete. Lasa-i pe mai incolo. Sper sa va iubiti cel putin tot asa de mult si peste 30 de ani.

Multa fericire my man...
:thumbsup

TDF 09-19-2002 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404


Envy? Hardly...Don't statistics show that about 60% of 1st marriages end in divorce? Meaning that there's a 60% chance you'll be losing 50% of your shit. Sorry, but I'll take the odds in Vegas on the roulette wheel any day


man those words are truer than the one who professed them. Lets hope I win a few grands in Vegas this weekend..if I do its on!!

flashfreak 09-19-2002 01:43 PM

congrats :thumbsup

Just the Village Idiot 09-19-2002 01:45 PM

Welcome to the other side of the fence... :)

Don't listen to the gallery here... if you picked the right woman you're all good!

Things have never been better here.

:thumbsup

SykkBoy 09-19-2002 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sex4it
yes she gives blowjobs just fine ... no anal though :P


We're together like 6.5 years now.

my wife and I were together over 10 years before we got married (yikes been official almost 2 years now)........

you'll say "I do" and she'll be thinking "I don't (have to suck his dick anymore)"

SykkBoy 09-19-2002 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Just the Village Idiot
Welcome to the other side of the fence... :)

Don't listen to the gallery here... if you picked the right woman you're all good!

Things have never been better here.

:thumbsup

newlywed

;))))

Castro 09-19-2002 01:48 PM

Good for you
and
Good Luck!:thumbsup

Cash 09-19-2002 02:13 PM

Congratulations, Sex4it ! I'm not that lucky as you are, for the time being.

Pornwolf 09-19-2002 02:20 PM

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Miss Laurie 09-19-2002 05:03 PM

Good luck! Congrats : )

Joe Sixpack 09-19-2002 05:53 PM

Marriage is for idiots. You are signing your life away. Run now while you still have time.

snowpimp 09-19-2002 06:27 PM

bunch of jealous little babies.....still haven't gotten over your breakups have ya.....or maybe your daddy fucked somebody else and mom took everything? well that doesn't happen in every case. life is a big chance, if sex4it found someone he loves, then i don't think anyone is in a position to judge....sure it's a chance like anything else, but i'd say it's probably a good thing after 6.5 years:)


sex4it, congratulations and best of luck to you!!

are you planning on having any kids?

rdunn404 09-19-2002 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by snowpimp
bunch of jealous little babies.....still haven't gotten over your breakups have ya.....or maybe your daddy fucked somebody else and mom took everything? well that doesn't happen in every case. life is a big chance, if sex4it found someone he loves, then i don't think anyone is in a position to judge....sure it's a chance like anything else, but i'd say it's probably a good thing after 6.5 years:)


sex4it, congratulations and best of luck to you!!

are you planning on having any kids?

No one walks down the isle thinking "we're probably gonna get divorced in 5 yrs". Everyone has that feeling of it lasting forever, you're the one for me, yadda yadda. But the reality is that feelings fade over time and people change. These days some can hold it together, but most can't. And when you factor influences like having children, finances, etc. you can't call how things will turn out. But like I said in an ealier post, 60% of 1st marriages end in divorce. If I told you "if you go outside today, there is a 60% chance you'll die" you'd be a sitting on the couch, TV watching muthafucka! So I'm just looking at it REALISTICALLY.

A quote that I live by: "Ones who make decisions based more on emotion than logic are doomed to fail"

snowpimp 09-19-2002 06:54 PM

us census data shows that slightly under 50% of marriages end in divorce so you're right the odds aren't too good but 60% is a pretty big exagerration. i just think it's worth a chance if it's someone you really love and want to get married to and have given it enough time to get to know each other really well. when do you know you're really ready and this person is really the one? i guess you don't until after the fact but that's why you take chances in life....Carpe Diem!!

lots of interesting stuff here:
http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/p70-80.pdf

CDSmith 09-19-2002 06:54 PM

This really didn't have to turn into a debate about the evil mistake of marriage.... did it?

sex4it --- good luck, have a good wedding, and I wish you and the new mrs all the best for the future.

:thumbsup

s9ann0 09-19-2002 07:49 PM

does he swallow ?

Stealthy 09-19-2002 08:12 PM

Congratucondolences... :winkwink:

Kanoealoha 09-19-2002 10:18 PM

Congrats!!!

Marriage is great!!!
With 6.5 years under your belt,
I don't see why 65 years can't be done!!!

Have an awesome honeymoon:)

Sex4it 09-19-2002 10:20 PM

Thank you for your honest words ...

I have confidence that will work, not only bacause "It can't happen to me" but because I make it happen ... it's always like that with us and I'm sure it will be ...


I have no doubt that is the right thing for me now, though I thank to those who wanted to warn me about the statistics ....


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