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NTSS 10-30-2007 10:45 PM

The Worst Kinda Woman in the World is....
 
One that don't suck dick and also don't like her pussy licked. What the fuck is up with that?

I only met one girl like that in my life and man I'm telling you it's really fucked up!

Ok, now that I got that off my chest I feel better now.

porsche 10-30-2007 11:53 PM

bahahahahahahahaha

some ppl are just more reserved. and not every one works in the porn industry, so they dont know what the open world is like.

calibra 10-31-2007 01:35 AM

The Worst Kinda Woman in the World is.... my ex fucking mother-in-law-fat-stupid-bitch like women :mad:

Zester 10-31-2007 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS (Post 13310026)
One that don't suck dick and also don't like her pussy licked. What the fuck is up with that?

I only met one girl like that in my life and man I'm telling you it's really fucked up!

Ok, now that I got that off my chest I feel better now.

what DOES she like ? you can go from there

VicD 10-31-2007 04:40 AM

sounds like Rita Verdonk

k0nr4d 10-31-2007 05:06 AM

some bitches just dont know how to have good sex. I was seeing this girl for about 2 months recently. She didn't give me head once and didn't seem to like when i went down on her, so i got rid of her.

Sex is the most important part of a relationship with a woman in the end. I can go out to dinner or sit and watch a movie, or even live with any of my friends, but a girl is the only one i can fuck.

CDSmith 10-31-2007 05:42 AM

That's the worst? What about gold-digging bitches?

Or self-serving lying two-faced bitches you can never trust?

You're right, that sex thing is annoying when she doesn't do at least all the basics (giving/getting head, do more than one fuck position), but I'm having trouble deciding actually which type of woman is the WORST. :D

RawAlex 10-31-2007 07:19 AM

Worst kind of girl? The one that gives you HALF a blowjob. No blowjob is bad, half a blowjob is worse.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-31-2007 07:26 AM

A good woman will worship the MAN (not little boy ) they love and do anything for him including sex acts they might not normally do..

So alls I can say is you aint being worth a shit as a man to not get your woman to give it up.:1orglaugh

tranza 10-31-2007 07:28 AM

I've never found a girl like that..

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-31-2007 07:30 AM

Or..your dick is ugly and you cant eat pussy worth a fuck.. there could so many reasons :1orglaugh

Theo 10-31-2007 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 13311301)
the worst type of woman is one with a penis.

hm,i remember telling me the opposite not long time ago

Ross 10-31-2007 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 13311295)
Worst kind of girl? The one that gives you HALF a blowjob. No blowjob is bad, half a blowjob is worse.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ross 10-31-2007 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 13311320)
Or..your dick is ugly and you cant eat pussy worth a fuck.. there could so many reasons :1orglaugh

14 more posts and you gonna get green'd!

B_Maverick 10-31-2007 07:39 AM

The worst is one who LOVES having her twat licked...but refuses to give head in reciprocation. Just plain selfish.

ShellyCrash 10-31-2007 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NTSS (Post 13310026)
One that don't suck dick and also don't like her pussy licked. What the fuck is up with that?

Well, at least she's not expecting to receive what she's not willing to give :winkwink:

NTSS 10-31-2007 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester (Post 13310716)
what DOES she like ? you can go from there

She likes nothing but plain ole missionary sex...
every time...all the time...she's boring as hell and won't be around much longer.

NTSS 10-31-2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 13311320)
Or..your dick is ugly and you cant eat pussy worth a fuck.. there could so many reasons :1orglaugh

yeah i thought about that but my dick is pretty and i could win a pussy eating championship if there was such a thing

pornask 10-31-2007 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 13311295)
Worst kind of girl? The one that gives you HALF a blowjob. No blowjob is bad, half a blowjob is worse.

I agree, bad blowjob is worse than none :mad:

F-U-Jimmy 10-31-2007 09:39 AM

Gold digging bitches are the worst and in that America leads the world

_Richard_ 10-31-2007 09:41 AM

i always tell them, no head, no massage

Shagbunny 10-31-2007 10:08 AM

That's universal

stillsexy 10-31-2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS (Post 13310026)
One that don't suck dick and also don't like her pussy licked. What the fuck is up with that?

I only met one girl like that in my life and man I'm telling you it's really fucked up!

Ok, now that I got that off my chest I feel better now.

yea...had that b4,,,,sux big time...ruined my sex life

frostyimpressions 10-31-2007 02:13 PM

Can't argue with you there. I would never in a million years deprive my man. Nor would I ever put up with a dude that will not eat my pussy.

NTSS 10-31-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostyimpressions (Post 13313394)
Can't argue with you there. I would never in a million years deprive my man. Nor would I ever put up with a dude that will not eat my pussy.


My kinda woman...:winkwink:

Mediachick 10-31-2007 02:48 PM

Okay, I would agree that not getting/giving head would lead to a quite boring sex life. BUT you have to consider this :

Us women have to put up with MUCH more when we go down on you guys. i.e. having a sore jaw for hours afterwards, getting our knees sore from kneeling on the floor, being careful with the gagging reflex so we dont puke over you, still be able to breathe, deal with bad tasting sperm when you had too much coffee or alcohol, AND on top of all this it has to look sexy and natural.

What do you guys have to do when you go down on us? Oh well, licky here licky there, slurp here, slurp there, just like you would do with an icecream cone. Big deal.

Not bring in a certain quote from sex and the city : there's a reason why its called a blow JOB. :1orglaugh

(still worth the hard labor, but geeze guys, you have to be compassionate with us sometimes:winkwink:)

purplehaze 10-31-2007 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 13313562)
Okay, I would agree that not getting/giving head would lead to a quite boring sex life. BUT you have to consider this :

Us women have to put up with MUCH more when we go down on you guys. i.e. having a sore jaw for hours afterwards, getting our knees sore from kneeling on the floor, being careful with the gagging reflex so we dont puke over you, still be able to breathe, deal with bad tasting sperm when you had too much coffee or alcohol, AND on top of all this it has to look sexy and natural.

What do you guys have to do when you go down on us? Oh well, licky here licky there, slurp here, slurp there, just like you would do with an icecream cone. Big deal.

Not bring in a certain quote from sex and the city : there's a reason why its called a blow JOB. :1orglaugh

(still worth the hard labor, but geeze guys, you have to be compassionate with us sometimes:winkwink:)

:1orglaugh

katushka 10-31-2007 03:02 PM

or men...whatever the preference may be :angel


Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13311307)
I've never found a girl like that..



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