Cheney Caption Contest
 

What is Cheney thinking here?:


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Is it something homo-erotic? He has that look in his eyes, like he's about to lean in an give old W the tongue.

hehehe

That's funny !:thumbsup

"i wonder if he is wearing that thong I gave him for birthday"

"Look at that sagging jaw line. Mmmmm, delicious..."

"What a fucking idiot, but, i still find him soo attractive!"

or

"He really does look like a monkey!"

"He went to Camp David and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"

God I hope this is a heart attack comming on...

"I could snap his fucking neck right now. Then the job would be mine! MUHAHAHAHA, did you hear that Billy from third grade who used to beat me up as a kid? ALL MINE! Then I will kill the mother of my childhood bully...and young teen girls would bow to me. BOW TO ME BITCHES! I'M IN CHARGE NOW! I would be bigger than Jesus!!! Oh shit. Wait a minute is that my...my heart? Fuck, not again!"

"This dildo up my ass hurts, bush hurry up"

He's thinking MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!

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"Ill show you foreign policy you monkey looking bitch. When my cock blows up in your mouth like a suicide bomber in Tel Aviv".

I'd like to stick my dick in his bush.

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"I should have never bet on Tennessee in that superbowl XXXIV bet with George Sr.
If I didn't lose I could be fishing in Maine right now."

Or

"That's not how I told you to say it you idiot!
Stick to the script!"

"I bet he'd look really purdy in a dress"

or

"I wonder if he has any coke I can borrrow"

Fuck the EU those lame ass faggots!

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"Very good Mr. President. Now let's wrap this up, I have an eightball and a case of tall boys waiting, with your daughters!"

Sometimes I wonder if that niece of his is turning him on ... that's the only way to explain what comes out of his mouth ...

"Bush Loves the Cock..."

"Fuck this shit, let's go bomb some brown people"

Somebody's got his George Carlin CDs out again ...
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I wonder what he could do with a cigar.
OR
I bet this dumb fuck cant go two seconds without saying something stupid.

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<font size="-1">I wonder if he's the reach around type.</font>

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"What the hell is that hanging out of his nose?"

"Hurry the fuck up. Survivor Thailand comes on in 10 minutes."

When I got drunk with Barbra that night I never thought it would turn out like him.

Carlin sums things up very concisely and surprisingly accurately - I am consistently impressed with his reading of a situation. I think there's a bit of anarchist in me.

yup, I have no problems professing my worship at the Altar Of Carlin....

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"What i wouldn't give to FIST this man's dirty asshole"

Gorge is such a hottie

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"You idiot! It's 'Fool me twice, shame on me...'"

"You can't get fooled twice?? fucking hillbilly."

-Dick Travolta