The timeline of life.... From my point of view
 

You are born
you realize people suck
you start having sex
you get a job
you get married
you stop having sex
you get fired
you die

did I miss anything??

hahahahahahahahaha, lol

Ooo ya Really funnie ")

Mix in a divorce and some hookers (in any order) and it makes more sense

the glass is half empty
 

wouldn't hookers be more of a plus?

you should throw in taxes and dmv visits ...:helpme

you get high ?

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Being born is the root of all evil.

This is a very negative thread....cheer up people, halloween is upon us... ;)

lol! nice list. wish this will be true. :)

you enter life
you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
you learn
you grow
you work (school)
you work (job)
you work (career)
you shrink
you forget
you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
you leave life

I guess my POV is a lot different

1. Youre born
2. Have a Great Time
3. Die

- you realize people suck...

I guess that's in america

Humans suck all over the world not just America

...hell ask any other animal living on this planet if people suck:2 cents::2 cents:

LOL. I agree!

I guess if you live a depressing and useless existance. I have fun with my life. Ya I work and do all the shit that sucks, but I fill the rest with good people and good times.

I guess it sucks to be you, sorry dude.

Absolutely. I guess I missed the point. I was thinking REALITY.

did u forget to take your xanax ?

better shit ..

you scared me :(