Looking for some php work
 

here's the deal... I have a ton of shit going on, but nothing is paying until its done or have been paid upfront and is waiting on the list. I need urgent money to pay rent and bills by the end of the week and I'm looking for small tasks to take care of that (yeah, I'm a pathetic small time coder, I know).

I'm looking for anything small (no long term projects, no CMS, no big bullshit). I accept only Epassporte and I don't want your money upfront.

You need reference? Here's part of my list - MPA3 (Oystein), PornGreen (TeenGodFather), FreeHostedCash (crazy8design), JaysTrades (xxxjay), YanksCash (YanksTodd), etc.

Thanks in advance to everyone that spent the time to throw a comment and bump the thread for me - you rock!

Any business people, please contact me on ICQ (check siggie) or leave your contact details here and I'll get back to you.

Cheers,
Andrew aka ClickBuster

Ditto, good luck.

bump 4 u ;}

Thanks :)

Good luck ClickBuster.

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Thanks, I appreciate the bump :)

Me need more wooork :D

good luck dude, here is a bump :thumbsup

thanks and bump for the early crew :D

Got anything small? Shoot it over, I'm pretty cheap nowadays :) (fucking repression!)

I'm still pretty booked, but if your tasks require only a few hours I'd love to fix them for you (and get your money)

Have a gread mid-week.

clickbuster leave me your email addy and ill be in touch

We need to slim down x-cart, you got any experience with that?

added it to my siggy :)

You mean besides hacking it? :D
Jokes aside, it had a major hack 2-3 years ago... I haven't worked with it, but it won't be much of a problem to modify it for you

good luck buddy!

thanks :)

bump bump

There used to be so much work on GFY before...

The kiddies from the torrents don't pay for work very often. They just sit in mommy's basement and rip dvds.

Hey Alex,

Long time no see (mhm board chat)... I still don't see how's this related to my thread :)

Anybody needs a torrent script? Right now I'm available only for mods and debug :D

You need a script to batch rip your DVDs? No problem! hahaha...

I'm joking! I'm joking! If you stumbled upon my thread and feel like spreading the joy, bump it for the good old USD and the time when it used to actually worth 2 times more than the local currency (now it's 1.3 to 1, fuck!)

hi clickbuster bump for you.:)

somebody click this thread. :)

thank you :)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG HERE! :)
I feel so alone and unwanted

hi andrew i need some little work on my new small affiliate program;need a script and a contol pannel to be able to add manually my fhg ;i hit you on icq

Sent you an email Andrew

Sent you an icq. I need some work done.

replied :)

wow. that was amazing mate, nice chat.

I asked for a quote, you gave it to me, I thanked you.

You then abused me? wtf. I had to put you on my ignore list because of all this shit you spat out.

GFY, do NOT do business with these guy, he can't communicate at all. No business skills and very rude. Also very up himself. Thinks he's a pro programmers.

Well if your so PRO, why you beggin for jobs to pay the rest?

Thank you for that, I appreciate a free bump.

NOW to everybody out there that think it's right to waste a honest person's time - GO FUCK YOURSELF.

2 out 3 people contacting me want coding advice and waste my time for no good reason. If you want to code on your own - LEARN HOW TO DO IT.

This guy came on ICQ and asked me for a CODE SNIPPET to convert gif to jpg and I told him to use ImageMagick, then he pasted me his current code and asked for a quote. I told him it won't cost more than $25 to INTEGRATE MY CODE IN HIS EXISTING SYSTEM - I wanted to help him quickly and get some money out of it, since I understood that he won't be needing anything special from me and that he's *most probably* another poor webmaster like myself that is unable to afford paying me for anything else.

He said "no, sorry I don't give my code to anyone"... OH MY FUCKING LOL!

I've had 10s of webmasters contacting me to ask for help, yet they can't afford it and waste my time asking how to do it on their own, but this guy is the STAR!!!

Dear sire, thank you for adding me to your ignore list and making me the favour of NOT CHATTING WITH YOU. Go to php.net, download the PHP manual and do it on your own, it's easy and it will cost you only SEVERAL HOURS :)

It's a fact, I'm now officially a real GFY drama queen! :)

ClickBuster I'm gonna choose you side here :)

As a programmer I have seen a lot of this bullshit out there...

Like i said, good business skills.

polle54 - support when I need it :) thanks man, much appreciated!

Aren't you supposed to be reading the PHP Manual now? When you become a real business man come on ICQ and *maybe* we'll talk business, right now you're just a lamer that wants to make me look bad, because his ego got burnt after I told him to NOT WASTE MY TIME for a very obvious reason.

sent icq req

knock knock

what ******** said

I think when I come back to the boards Clickbuster hides in a cave somewhere...

good luck CB...

Here's a bump for a fellow codemonkey. I know that Tanker was interested in something of mine, but did not hit me back; you may be able to assist him.

Talked to Andrew and he was very helpfull nothing to complain abought very polite and to the point. Trust him.

Dude where the fuck did you go, at least have some decency to come online and talk to me.

Bump for some serious business =)

i don't have any work for you

again, ******** says it all