Buying your woman a ring?
 

I got this in an email

MENOPAUSE JEWELERY
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
f ** kin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

He must love the Green colour from now on :)

lol thats a good one :)

good shiiet