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xmas13 10-28-2007 09:45 AM
Man who had sex with bike in court
 
Quote:
A man has been placed on the sex offenders? register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...-mostviewedbox

His photo below

http://skp36.tripod.com/sitebuilderc...g.w300h341.jpg

AtlantisCash 10-28-2007 10:03 AM
how it's possible??? :S

Fap 10-28-2007 10:04 AM
this a joke?

mule 10-28-2007 10:05 AM
I must say, that's a very sexy bike

VicD 10-28-2007 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mule (Post 13299181)
I must say, that's a very sexy bike
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AtlantisCash 10-28-2007 10:08 AM
does she blow?

xmas13 10-28-2007 10:10 AM
Quote:
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 10-28-2007 10:25 AM
I'd like to sniff that seat.

Xrated J 10-28-2007 10:29 AM
was he trying to get the bike to fuck him?

fatfoo 10-28-2007 11:25 AM
check out the dildo bike

http://www.cykloshop.cz/galerie/2004..._kolo/img2.jpg

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-28-2007 11:32 AM
i want to have sexual relations with a bicycle

sumphatpimp 10-28-2007 11:35 AM
you found a vagina on a bicycle?
point at it!

Deputy Chief Command 10-28-2007 11:39 AM
how the fuck is that illegal ? ,


he was in HIS room doing HIS thing with I think HIS bike

[ScreaM] 10-28-2007 11:40 AM
what a freak lol.

mistergardener 10-28-2007 11:52 AM
Geesh.....

xmas13 10-28-2007 12:18 PM
http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg

GrouchyAdmin 10-28-2007 12:19 PM
At least he didn't have to tell the bitch to call a cab.

borked 10-28-2007 01:31 PM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kpy4xNAnWzM

Loki 10-28-2007 04:02 PM
ohhhh I get it, the BIKE was underage right?

-Loki-

After Shock Media 10-28-2007 04:08 PM
Keep in mind the reason we have table skirts was to prevent men from having sex with furniture. Apparently even the bare table leg was able to throw victorian men into fits of sexual depravity.

tony286 10-28-2007 04:10 PM
i dont get it,he was in the piracy of his hotel room.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 10-28-2007 04:14 PM
O thats sooooo wrong!

^^

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tony286 10-28-2007 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13300165)
i dont get it,he was in the piracy of his hotel room.
Sorry I meant privacy.

xmas13 10-28-2007 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13300155)
Keep in mind the reason we have table skirts was to prevent men from having sex with furniture. Apparently even the bare table leg was able to throw victorian men into fits of sexual depravity.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

minusonebit 10-28-2007 05:00 PM
Disturbing...

D 10-28-2007 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 13299446)
how the fuck is that illegal ? ,


he was in HIS room doing HIS thing with I think HIS bike
I guess it was this:

"She said: 'They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.'"

Kinda implies that he was setting things up to involve the hostel workers.

Az A Bay Bay 10-28-2007 05:46 PM
wht a joke...

Spunky 10-28-2007 05:46 PM
Lol..some people need a lobotomy

Az A Bay Bay 10-28-2007 05:47 PM
NOT funnie BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Shoehorn! 10-28-2007 06:06 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 10-28-2007 06:32 PM
Bump... ^^

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Vitasoy 10-28-2007 06:39 PM
haha that is so fucked up

collegeboobies 10-28-2007 06:43 PM
Keep in mind a fleshlight is really no different than a bike in this case. A guy using a sex toy and being registered as a sex offender as a result.

shekinah 10-28-2007 06:44 PM
The bicycle is hard and he's hard too:1orglaugh

papill0n 10-28-2007 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13300165)
i dont get it,he was in the piracy of his hotel room.
Yeah preety messed up when you cant fool around behind closed doors.

digifan 10-28-2007 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vdc-Loki (Post 13300133)
ohhhh I get it, the BIKE was underage right?

-Loki-
That was smart :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

peterk 10-28-2007 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mule (Post 13299181)
I must say, that's a very sexy bike
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Drake 10-28-2007 10:21 PM
Hope he used lube

Ron Bennett 10-28-2007 10:36 PM
At the bottom of the article there's this bizarre blurb...

Quote:
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
How does one have sex with pavements? Do they mean he was humping it ... or perhaps he drilled a hole into it and fucked it ... the bike I kinda get, but the pavements ... that's way out there!

On a related note, are there affiliates for these type of fetishes like bikes and pavements :1orglaugh

Ron

L-Pink 10-28-2007 10:42 PM
Peddling pussy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DjiXas 10-29-2007 04:13 AM
Now I've seen EVERYTHING.

florin 10-29-2007 04:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 13299387)
Cool..:thumbsup

VeriSexy 10-29-2007 04:36 AM
haha omg

Iron Fist 10-29-2007 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 13299387)
We ARE talking about the BIKE right?

stillsexy 10-29-2007 07:45 AM
im sure u could get a very good price if u sell that bike on eBay

SykkBoy 10-29-2007 08:25 AM
The bike was probably a male bike in their zealous over prosecution of gays figured they couldn't have anything like that going on in their town...

frostyimpressions 10-29-2007 02:49 PM
Now that poor bike is going to have to go through therapy.


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