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Goddamn ConAgra Foods!

There should be a law against allowing companies to have a gazillion brands that they market their shit under and no one knows they have. I have, for the longest time, being avoiding buying anything made by ConAgra Foods so that I don't die of salmonella poisoning (wouldn't THAT be heartbreaking for all of you?) and so I bought two Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pies a few days ago... and then I get ready to fucking cook one and as I am reading the microwave directions... I see the little ConAgra foods logo on the back staring up at me... mother fuck! I forgot that Marie Callender's was one of their many brands.

You all think it is it safe to eat? I prolly ought to take it back... I looked at it real close... cant tell if anything is wrong with it or not...

http://graphics.samsclub.com/images/...3130099_L4.jpg

You will probably die dead if you eaters it. Awful. :helpme

Rat poison is safer to eat.

You know how to read?

I'd be more worried about the microwave turning the food into carcinogenic shit.

btw, a Conagra foods factory is in the same city I live in..

Sidney, Ohio.

man thats pretty scary.

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13297251)

At first i thought some grocery store had printed your credit card number on your receipt. But after reading your thread why dont you just sue them for tricking you to buy their product ? :winkwink:

Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13297629)

Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13297629)

Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.

Nah... I dont wanna die before I reach my goal of 10K posts before Christmas day. Would hate to deprive GFY of that.

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13297629)

Let it sit at room temperature for three days then eat it, please eat it.

haha good one!

cube chicken and sautee in skillet with onions, carrots, garlic and pepper.

remove from skillet

add oil, heat til hot, add flour, make a roux. add chicken stock, stir until thick.

get biscuit dough.. roll out biscuit until thin..

assemble chicken/veg mix in crock, pour over gravy, top with rolled out biscuit.

crimp to seal around crock.

bake until biscuit is brown

let cool

eat like a man

thxs foR the info...

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Originally Posted by Donkey Punch (Post 13297319)

I'd be more worried about the microwave turning the food into carcinogenic shit.

btw, a Conagra foods factory is in the same city I live in..

Sidney, Ohio.

You live in Sidney? My ex's grandparents live there and I used to get stuck going there every Thanksgiving and Christmas. What a miserable little town...