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Jman 10-27-2007 05:43 PM

When do you call a chick a girlfriend?
 
Allright, I just had my 3rd date with this new girl i've been seeing and so far so good.

We started chatting about the whole GFY and BF thingy and I asked her what's the rule about that. We both laughed and said we'd ask around and get back to each other tomorrow.

So what's your take GFY, can I call her my GF after the next date?

smutnut 10-27-2007 05:46 PM

When she makes me and I have too!

tony286 10-27-2007 05:47 PM

Its how your heart feels. :)

ProjectNaked 10-27-2007 05:49 PM

as soon as her current BF stops "hitting it" :thumbsup

marcjacob 10-27-2007 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13296988)
Allright, I just had my 3rd date with this new girl i've been seeing and so far so good.

We started chatting about the whole GFY and BF thingy and I asked her what's the rule about that. We both laughed and said we'd ask around and get back to each other tomorrow.

So what's your take GFY, can I call her my GF after the next date?

You clearly either want to be her boyfriend or you dont want to and are scared of it turning into that. Id guess the former.

Tell her that you can see you and her being more than just dating, and that youd like to comit to her as her boyfriend. Maybe put it into your own words so its not cheesy.

OK im gay, but that means that girls talk to me as if im a girly friend, and belive me, she will fuck you all night if you say something like this. Girls like guys who want to commit. So many straight guys are scared of that and girls HATE that from what they tell me.

quantum-x 10-27-2007 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by marcjacob (Post 13297023)
You clearly either want to be her boyfriend or you dont want to and are scared of it turning into that. Id guess the former.

Tell her that you can see you and her being more than just dating, and that youd like to comit to her as her boyfriend. Maybe put it into your own words so its not cheesy.

OK im gay, but that means that girls talk to me as if im a girly friend, and belive me, she will fuck you all night if you say something like this. Girls like guys who want to commit. So many straight guys are scared of that and girls HATE that from what they tell me.

French girls will fuck if you tell them j'taime, but make sure you can run a long, long, long way away after saying it.
That said, if you were really french, you'd be having RDVs ;)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 10-27-2007 06:05 PM

You actually told her about GFY ? :helpme

Jman 10-27-2007 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 13297061)
French girls will fuck if you tell them j'taime, but make sure you can run a long, long, long way away after saying it.
That said, if you were really french, you'd be having RDVs ;)

Buahahahaha now THAT'S Fucking Funny!!! :1orglaugh

Jman 10-27-2007 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts (Post 13297066)
You actually told her about GFY ? :helpme

Hell No... Where in my post do I say I told her about GFY?

SleazyDream 10-27-2007 06:10 PM

once she's boar your child she's your GF.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 10-27-2007 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13297080)
Hell No... Where in my post do I say I told her about GFY?

We started chatting about the whole GFY and BF thingy and I asked her what's the rule about that. We both laughed and said we'd ask around and get back to each other tomorrow.

Sorry, i mis read it lol.

Late night.

marcjacob 10-27-2007 06:13 PM

Sorry thick Brit here but wtf are RDV's???????

CDSmith 10-27-2007 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13297080)
Hell No... Where in my post do I say I told her about GFY?

I think he's referring to this....
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13296988)
Allright, I just had my 3rd date with this new girl i've been seeing and so far so good.

We started chatting about the whole GFY and BF thingy and I asked her what's the rule about that. We both laughed and said we'd ask around and get back to each other tomorrow.

So what's your take GFY, can I call her my GF after the next date?

Probably a typo on your part, yes?


You are BF & GF the moment you both agree to see each other exclusively,... meaning neither of you will see other people.

Jman 10-27-2007 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13297085)
once she's boar your child she's your GF.

Well then I guess she can't be my GF at the moment :upsidedow

Jman 10-27-2007 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 13297092)
We started chatting about the whole GFY and BF thingy and I asked her what's the rule about that. We both laughed and said we'd ask around and get back to each other tomorrow.

Sorry, i mis read it lol.

Late night.

Oh Shit that's a Typo should be GF... Sorry, the white wine is good tonight :winkwink:

sortie 10-27-2007 06:20 PM

When she starts paying for shit herself.

Jman 10-27-2007 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13297119)
When she starts paying for shit herself.

Interesting:)

DirtyProfits 10-27-2007 06:21 PM

when she takes it up her ass and swallows your man juice you might want to call her your girlfriend

Spunky 10-27-2007 06:22 PM

Have you slipped her the sausage yet?

Jman 10-27-2007 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13297129)
Have you slipped her the sausage yet?

Yes, while wearing the calamari :winkwink:

With that said we did talk about both of us getting a resent STD test. My last one was 6 months ago and hers is 3 months.

CDSmith 10-27-2007 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13297119)
When she starts paying for shit herself.

She becomes your girlfriend when she starts paying for shit herself?

You have a lot to learn about life. :D

peterk 10-27-2007 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13297001)
When she makes me and I have too!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sortie 10-27-2007 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13297222)
She becomes your girlfriend when she starts paying for shit herself?

You have a lot to learn about life. :D

Yeah, but you're probably broke. :1orglaugh

BannerAnt 10-27-2007 08:32 PM

first time she swallows

smutnut 10-27-2007 08:35 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13297222)
She becomes your girlfriend when she starts paying for shit herself?

You have a lot to learn about life. :D


[ScreaM] 10-27-2007 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BannerAnt (Post 13297542)
first time she swallows

haha yup, agreed. :D

Jman 10-27-2007 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BannerAnt (Post 13297542)
first time she swallows

hummm... not sure about that one:upsidedow

SilentKnight 10-27-2007 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13296988)
When do you call a chick a girlfriend?

Only after the pre-nup is signed and locked in a safety deposit box.

minusonebit 10-27-2007 10:58 PM

When she takes it up the ass and/or swallows.

Adultnet 10-27-2007 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13297823)
When she takes it up the ass and/or swallows.

yeah... then it mostly it :)

baddog 10-28-2007 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13297080)
Hell No... Where in my post do I say I told her about GFY?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13296988)

We started chatting about the whole GFY and BF thingy

Typo I suspect

HomerSimpson 10-28-2007 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 13297823)
When she takes it up the ass and/or swallows.

I agree :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-28-2007 12:02 PM

when she lets you put it in her ass

smutnut 10-28-2007 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 13299476)
When she rips her first fart in front of you. (pussy farts do not count)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ...while you're chomping on her hot box!

CheneyRumsfeld 10-28-2007 12:08 PM

you call her girlfriend when she swallows, smiles and doesn't bitch.

mistergardener 10-28-2007 12:35 PM

you call her girlfriend if she says she loves you with all her heart.

Pipecrew 10-28-2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcjacob (Post 13297023)

OK im gay, but that means that girls talk to me as if im a girly friend, and belive me, she will fuck you all night if you say something like this. Girls like guys who want to commit. So many straight guys are scared of that and girls HATE that from what they tell me.


Thats not true, thats when they know they own you. When you blow them off and return 1 out of 3 calls is when you will fuck them all night.

Fatdog 10-28-2007 01:07 PM

When she has your second child you should start considering calling her your girlfriend.

bobby666 10-28-2007 01:12 PM

you can call her gf after she swallowed and did anal

sumphatpimp 10-28-2007 01:19 PM

see girls?
if you want to get ahead in life that is what you must do.

shekinah 10-28-2007 03:52 PM

I think when you court her and she said yes lol:D

CDSmith 10-28-2007 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13297447)
Yeah, but you're probably broke. :1orglaugh

:upsidedow

You're one of these dipshits who never say anything that makes sense, right?

beemk 10-28-2007 05:04 PM

is this a trick question? i thought you were supposed to string them along until they realize you dont want a relationship then move on to the next girl.

D 10-28-2007 05:33 PM

Since 19, it's been "friend" up until the point that we had sex... then it was "close friend"... and then after we both understood it to be an exclusive relationship, "girlfriend."

Richard - Triplexcash 10-28-2007 05:43 PM

Hmmm...your girl might have some second thoughts about you if you relay all the suggestions that were given here ;)

BOSS1 10-28-2007 07:54 PM

if she agress for sure

woj 10-29-2007 12:10 AM

If you have to ask on gfy, it's probably not the right time yet...

[ Nate ] 10-29-2007 12:12 AM

Call her your girlfriend when it will get you more ass. Then, call her your wife when the ass is in full force. Then...when the ass slows down start calling her your ol' lady (or the boss, or something like that), then call her a bitch when you split up and she takes half of all your stuff.

JFK 10-29-2007 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 13301376)
Call her your girlfriend when it will get you more ass. Then, call her your wife when the ass is in full force. Then...when the ass slows down start calling her your ol' lady (or the boss, or something like that), then call her a bitch when you split up and she takes half of all your stuff.

ah the progression of life:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 10-29-2007 01:13 AM

Fitty GFY's and BF's:winkwink:


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