cheeseburger or hamburger? HELP
 

as i search thru the fridge with a flashlight, cuz the lights out, for some grub what do i find. ahhh leftovers.
located on the 3rd shelve appear one tasty looking hamburger mmmmmm as i reach for it much to my surprise underneath i find 1 delicious cheeseburger.
frozen i stand helpless at the refridgerator door. which do i choose? for it seems a monumental decision.

lawdog

Cheezeburga, cheezeburga, cheezeburga!

Nothing like week old hamburgers.:1orglaugh

What kinda cheese are we talking about , do you have any goat cheese?

Both.

i love nuked burgers, but nuked cheese burgers? dare i? not 100% certain on the type of cheese gotta put my money on american though.

Know what's a REALLY good burger? Buffalo burgers!:xomunch It's makin' drool just thinkin' about it!

go to sleep eating this late is not good

Buffalo burgers" as in the animal or like buffalo wings like spicy burger

hmmm buffalo burgers. wonder if id get banned from the zoo for hunting them.

ok the cheeseburger did not go ever well. the nuker doesnt seem to be nukin so i opted for the toaster oven. not sure if it was a freak toaster oven malfunction or whether it was operator error but the burger is still cold and the cheese is now black and yucky lookin.

stay tuned

hamburger

eat them both

cheeseburger

well that saga is behind me now but i still carry the scars.
perhaps one day i will be able to erase the horrific image of the poor cheeseburger who sacrificed its life to try and feed me.
i can almost still hear its muffled screams from the bottem of the garbage can.

what haunts me now is the lonely cries from innocent burger that was left alone to live its days in darkness, in light, in darkness, inlight, hoping just hoping that i will rescue it from the horror of the refridgerator where it is destined for a death worse than nukin or accidental burning. MOLD! oh god the humanity.

hamburger is a registered TM of PurMeds, Inc. let us never speak of it again

ok instead of sayin the "H" word next time i want one ill instead order 2 all beed patties special sauce letuce cheese. im sure to be a favorite at the drive thru and guarnteed for some saliva burgers rather than the ham ones im specified not to mention.
why dont you supersize that order for me puremeds. :xomunch