You Know You're A Crazed Gilligan's Island Fan When....
 

You Know You're A Crazed Gilligan's Island Fan When....

1. You nickname your best friend Skinny Mulligan
2. You call your boss Skipper.
3. No matter what your teacher's name is, you insist upon calling him/her Professor or Roy Hinkley.
4. You search every possible store in hopes of finding a Gilligan Halloween costume.
5. You form a band and call yourselves either the Honeybees, the Gnats, or the Mosquitoes.
6. Your lifelong ambition is to live on an uncharted desert isle.
7. You were upset when you couldn't find Mary Ann's coconut cream pie recipe on the internet.
8. You use a boot with some feathers on it as a decoy when duck hunting.
9. You're convinced that aliens from Mars are covered in multi-coloured feathers.
10. You've tried to knock your teeth out of place in hopes of becoming a radio (or just to see if you have the same shape skull as Gilligan).
11. Your room is wallpapered in posters of the cast and crew.
12. You wrote a hate letter to the gift store when they said they couldn't order the Gilligan's Island Christmas ornaments (it was ONLY the middle of summer!)
13. You refuse to wear anything except for clothes that look like the character's costumes.
14. You noticed (in the episode where Skipper is teaching Gilligan how to be Skipper) that when Gilligan falls off the cliff, he's wearing the Skipper's hat, but when he's holding onto the branch, he's wearing his own.
15. You've always wondered why the passengers had so much stuff with them.
16. You turned on the stock market news and were upset when there was nothing said about the Howell industry.
17. You cry every time they don't get off the island.
18. You recite episodes from memory.
19. You spent a bundle of money on videos of the episodes, when you already had them taped off of television.
20. You get upset when the theme refers to the Professor and Mary Ann as "the rest".
21. You cried at "Rescue From Gilligan's Island".
22. You often wonder why Gilligan and Skipper seem to be the only ones who never change clothes.
23. You get a craving for licorice every time you watch the show. (I do!)
24. It bugs you that in "Rescue From Gilligan's Island" Gilligan's shirt was slightly different.
25. You believe that "Survivor" stole their idea from Gilligan's Island.
26. You simply have to have a palm tree in the yard, just so you can climb up and pick coconuts.
27. You often quote lines from the show that make no sense in the present situation.
28. You've talked to a gorilla.
29. You have somone climb up a palm tree and drop coconuts on your head, just so you could see what Gilligan and Skipper must have gone through.
30. You go to the video rental store and are upset when you can't find any movies starring Ginger Grant.

ah, what a great show.

It was obvious that both Mary Anne and Ginger wanted the Professor, he could have screwed those girls rotten anytime. Why was he such a phag about it? Any hetero man on the planet would have traded places with him.

That should read "you know you're a fuckin crackhead when."

my cell phone rings the gilligans Island theme song


Tanker

You can delete #7: You were upset when you couldn't find Mary Ann's coconut cream pie recipe on the internet.

Actually you can find several such as the one from http://www.cdkitchen.com/rfr/data/1005064939.shtml

Mary Ann's Coconut Cream Pie

3 egg yolks
dash of salt
1/4 cup sugar
3 cups milk
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup corn starch
1 cup coconut
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1 baked 9-inch pie shell
3 egg whites
coconut for garnish

In the top of a double boiler over simmering water, beat the egg yolks and
salt. Add the sugar, milk and butter. As soon as the bottom pot boils, mix
the cornstarch with a small amount of water. Add it to the egg yolk mixture
a little at a time. Cook until thick, stirring constantly with a wire whisk.
Add the coconut and vanilla. Pour the filling into a baked pie shell. Beat
the egg whites with a small amount of sugar and spread the meringue over the
pie. Sprinkle coconut on top and toast in the oven.
Makes 6 servings

:thumbsup

Are you kidding? He was tapping those asses every time the cameras were off.

Wait! 6 servings? But there were seven castaways... Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the moviestar, and the rest!

Who got stiffed on the last piece of pie?

Not sure who got stiffed on the pie, but I'll bet Mary-Ann and Ginger got stiffed plenty!

and I'M the gay one?

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some L.S.D.
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they should have let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasin' me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

Why's everybody always pickin' on me? - Bloodhound Gang

I'm going to rip all the gilligans island episodes & offer them on an exclusive ftp server Divx style. I'm requesting a lightspeed jersey in return :1orglaugh