Mondays Joke
 

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!"

LOL... good one

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was that a blonde mom joke?

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Heh heh..that made me chuckle

heh nice one... :)

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lol nice one

lol hahahah

I've got one I pulled from way back in the vault.

Two women were tired of their husbands going out and drinking all the time, so they decided to have a girls night out.

They went out and got totally hammered. As they were walking home, they crossed over a little bridge and one woman said to the other, "Hey, I see guys pissing off bridges all the time, I want to do it."

The other woman looked at her like she was crazy and before she knew how to respond, the first women hiked up her skirt and sat over the rail.

As she was about to do the deed, she whispered to her friend, "Shhhhhh, come here. I'm going to piss on this canoe." The first women, looking confused checked over the rail, responding, "What canoe?" Her friend looked at her like she was crazy and said, "The canoe right underneath me."

Her friend took another look and responded in amazement, "That's not a canoe, that's your reflection."

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