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Survey: British Top Eight Most Requested Funeral Rites

funnuy shit :

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London (AHN) - The Britons have a request when they die: they want to buried alongside their pet's ashes, a study said.

According to the survey conducted by British Charity Age Concern to more than 100,000 respondents, that being buried with their pet's ashes is the most regular memorial service demand.

ABC news said that there are a number of request suggestions as many were afraid of being buried alive.

Some suggested putting a mirror on their faces so the signs of vapors would be noticeable, cell phone left inside the coffin, or being buried naked.

The top eight most common desires: To be cremated with their pet's ashes; To have a mobile phone in the coffin; To ensure they are dead; For a mirror to be held over the face to check for signs of breathing; To be cremated naked; To be buried in their own garden; To be buried with their teeth in; To be buried with all their savings.

Personnaly, I don't care...

I want my family to have me stuffed, then sit me at the dinner table like some kind of freaky Real Doll

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 13263974)

I want my family to have me stuffed, then sit me at the dinner table like some kind of freaky Real Doll

haha i had visions of Weekend at Bernies as i read that post

my theory is that by that time I am dead and it isn't really overwhemingly important. My theory is just don't leave my body on the chair in front of the computer, it will smell after a while.

I want to be cremated personally! No bugs will eat my eyes! LOL

the whole mirror/cell phone idea is weird as hell.. and the savings is just asking for grave robbers

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 13264590)

haha i had visions of Weekend at Bernies as i read that post

It might be a bit too scurry for them tho'