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Juicy D. Links 10-20-2007 11:08 AM

Why is it a good % of women cant give a decent BLOWJOB????
 
They should have like a mandatory class in school for this shit.

Bad Bj's have been known to cause divorces






Eric is gay

After Shock Media 10-20-2007 11:11 AM

Find girls who have gay male friends. Nuff said.

As for why? Does nobody remember that was born in the 70's or earlier that the BJ was the holy grail of sex acts?

Hell girls would fuck you or maybe let you stick it in their poo-per before they would tongue bathe it. Well unless you found a supply of either Mormon girls or girls who would make your pee-pee drip n burn afterwards.

who 10-20-2007 11:15 AM

Yep, just wait, our children will be goddesses of blowjobs.

i made myself sad.

[ScreaM] 10-20-2007 11:15 AM

A lot of women I've known don't know how to give good head.

MetaMan 10-20-2007 11:16 AM

I for one am not even that huge on a blowjob, i have had some amazing one but nothing is subsitute for a good bareback pussy.

fris 10-20-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 13262926)
They should have like a mandatory class in school for this shit.

Bad Bj's have been known to cause divorces






Eric is gay

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslf3c3/ima...y-fat-girl.jpg

who 10-20-2007 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13262959)
I for one am not even that huge on a blowjob, i have had some amazing one but nothing is subsitute for a good bareback pussy.

bareback?


http://www.indiana.edu/~arenal/GayFlag.gif

Juicy D. Links 10-20-2007 11:31 AM

Frissy gives the best head btw

RevSand 10-20-2007 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13262938)
Find girls who have gay male friends. Nuff said.

As for why? Does nobody remember that was born in the 70's or earlier that the BJ was the holy grail of sex acts?

Hell girls would fuck you or maybe let you stick it in their poo-per before they would tongue bathe it. Well unless you found a supply of either Mormon girls or girls who would make your pee-pee drip n burn afterwards.

Very true!! Now its common place and I can pull off getting one of those much easier then anything else.. Its a good thing!



Juicy.. Send them my way for lessons.. I have given them to a couple girls now who have called me months later to thank me...

MetaMan 10-20-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 13262983)

bareback means no condom.

Angie77 10-21-2007 09:20 AM

yeah it's pretty sad isnt it?

B_Maverick 10-21-2007 09:43 AM

I'd settle for one who is even willing...I don't care about good..lol

Violetta 10-21-2007 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris (Post 13262969)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Sultan Of Smut 10-21-2007 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13262938)
Find girls who have gay male friends. Nuff said.

Wow you know what that explains a lot!

Twisted Dave 10-21-2007 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris (Post 13262969)

Shouldn't this be a joke about a skinny girl?

Gottis 10-21-2007 03:29 PM

no fat girls are fat because they're constantly gotta put stuff in their mouths

munki 10-21-2007 03:31 PM

Can't or won't?

D 10-21-2007 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13262938)
Does nobody remember that was born in the 70's or earlier that the BJ was the holy grail of sex acts?

Yep. The popularity is thanks, in no small part, to Deep Throat.

uno 10-21-2007 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gottis (Post 13266691)
no fat girls are fat because they're constantly gotta put stuff in their mouths

Yes, they should know how to move their mouths better. I used to have a real big thing about getting head from a singer. She was great.

SilentKnight 10-21-2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 13262926)
Why is it a good % of women cant give a decent BLOWJOB????

Ah Juicy...is the Adam's Apple getting in the way again? :winkwink:


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