So I happened to read this spam I just got.
 

This is what it said

"How you think successively this all will use for all? I do not think that it is good idea (URL REMOVED) It is better do not talk another there. Will be questions let me to know. Your Jeronimo"

what the fuck? Christ, if you're gonna spam at least do it in PROPER fucking english.

Psst. It's usually generated automagically with only marginal attention paid to basic grammar.

You know, like Juicy posts.

My favorite was one that said "you so tiny, bitches laugh and you never get any"

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all i know is someone wants me to buy MegaDik real bad

stupid spammers

Most of the ones I get make less sense then that. Complete nonsensery.

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That's what I got today.

Its all designed to get past spam filters wich look at the phrasing of email messages and other heuristics in order to filter the mail.

I figured that much, but do they really think that people who actually read all the spam will buy the product that they're trying to sell or go to the site that they're promoting when the email sounds like a 2 year old wrote it? haha

it's like going to an electronic store and some sales person walks up to you and says something like

"I wan you by da sale stario have we for buy"

lol

Looks like the way a typical AOL user speaks to me, perhaps that's their target market! :Graucho

LOL must be some uneducated moron.

Lol, I just got this one and it cracked me up.

"hello beautiful 72535
hey spagetti dick, you can have a salami stick now
http://www.flashbck.com/
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I found if you just blackhole all traffic from China, Russia, Nigeria and any other worthless country that you rarely do business in, there is alot less spam to deal with.

Most of the email spam I receive is delivered by US & EU cable/DSL/dialup IPs. I set up a script to firewall IPs for 72 hours if they attempt to deliver to a nonexistent or blocked username - the list of IPs is currently floating around 5,000...

i love reading spam when i'm bored... they are always funny ;-)

I don't even bother reading my spam :p

Yeah, I suppose, I get alot of that, too. The Spam Legalization Act aka CAN-SPAM act really didn't help. Some progress was starting to be made with state laws, that allowed private people to sue for damages. Then CAN-SPAM came in and gave them all the defenses they needed and now its a waste of time to even think of filing a SPAM suit now. Also, they took away the private right of action and made it so that only ISPs can sue, but they left exactly what an ISP is pretty wide open, pretty much anyone who hosts any websites for someone else fits the bill.

?? They are end customer IPs, most likely exploited zombie machines.