GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

Signal: Quickly make a lot of small splashes into the toilet while making motorboat sounds with your mouth, then let out a satisfied sigh of relief.

What this tells others: You're definitely down for a threesome, and if the mood strikes, you could go for a full-blown orgy.

Signal: Casually flip through a newspaper or magazine while sitting on the toilet seat with your pants around your ankles.

What this tells others: You're looking for multiple rounds of hot sex, but only with someone that has well-groomed pubic hair.

Signal: Loudly converse on your cell phone.

What this tells others: You would enjoy being repeatedly sodomized with whatever large objects happen to be available- a plunger, a "wet floor" sign, or even a briefcase. You may scream objections or howl in pain, but that should not deter would-be sodomizers from stretching your sphincter.

Signal: Asking "Is there any toilet paper in one of the other stalls? I just realized this one doesn't have any."

What this tells others: You would enjoy biting down on a ball gag and being dragged around a house on a leash. (Note: Adding "It's kind of an emergency" to the above script implies that you would like electrodes placed on your genitals.)

Signal: Flushing the toilet twice.

What this tells others: You are fascinated by the idea of incest, and are searching for someone who will roleplay as your cousin. A long pause between flushes implies that you are in possession of a Cabbage Patch doll that you have glued a second head onto, which will represent your mutant child.