Is this the best tour ever.. OR WHAT?
 

http://www.fuckingporn.net/

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you'd be amazed at how well something like that can sell.

It honestly wouldn't shock me if it had the lowest ratio's on the internet. Them surfers is kooky I tells ya.

I hope this is a sarcastic thread, because that is probably one of the worst tours I've ever seen. Hopefully their customer based is so horny they don't give a shit what they sign up for.

Another example of people having little or no understanding on wtf is really going on.

They are a UK cell porn company - that site is just a bonus they give to their cell surfers, and the site is probably more about giving their cell business a web home.

Has anyone surfed it from a mobile device ?

2c

Mobile site or not.. it still doesn't change the fact it looks like a horse's ass that died in 1998.

You just don't get it.

Good.

More for those of us that do.

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The design looks like shit to me. That's all I'm saying here. Anything else I don't really give a flying fuck about really.

So save your blah blah clueless know-it-all bullshit. :thumbsup:thumbsup

No, it isn't but I've seen worse tours

You got me there because I would be shocked if even one person joined.

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Now that you've had a good laugh would you mind letting the rest of us get back to poking fun at this ugly website?

Thanks:winkwink:

That ugly-ass design works on a 256 color smaller-than-VGA screen, FWIW.

Has someone invented browser detection yet.
I forsee it as a useful tool in the distant future. :Oh crap

Maybe in the future when we're running something newer than Netscape 1.1N (or something that has a lesser memory footprint, and system resources available), this can be useful.

The truth is all of that shit, JS, etc, ads to the limited stack in a small system. Just because you stick a 1GB card in your phone doesn't mean that your phone can use it as system RAM. It uses it as a disk.

this is a template shitty tour, but surfers are signing up like crazy

http://lapdancepov.com

http://www.orgs.okstate.edu/zgss/images/SBMaxJab.jpg


its your funeral

WTF are you talking about?

Just server parse the home page, read the user agent and return the appropiate tour for the device. That doesn't have anything to do with the memory in someones phone, ipod etc..

My previous comment was sarcasm.

i'l show ya tour of the year in a few months. ;)

Regardless of the quality of pics you get on a cell phone, why wouldn't you want to make the pics as appealing as possible? Why would you set yourself up for failure by making the tour look like shit?

if it makes them money oh well.

Because we just don't get it man. Face the facts.

Sure thing.

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The site is not meant for cell phones - you miss the point entirely.... ahhhh forget it, just keep poking fun at the shit design ....

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So were my two different statements. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i love it whenever someone posts an obvious horrible site there are always the amateur shrinks with a specialty in reverse psychology saying "on the contrary mon ami, most likely its probably converting like a motherfucker!!!!"

yea right, and priests are not pedos. Dream on.

The only point I was making is how crappy it looks in my opinion.

I did in fact notice when I first ran across the site that is was set up for phones. But it still struck me as an ugly site. And like the ICQ I sent you says.. I may be missing some point or another here. I don't claim to know everything about everything.

I'm sorry this devolved into this stupid argument. But you rubbed me the wrong way with your seemingly "know-it-all jerk" attitude and I may have jumped the gun in acting like a jerk right back.

I don't come to gfy to get caught up in drama. Only to goof off and maybe learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

So thank you and good night.:winkwink::thumbsup:pimp

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Now this has to be sarcasm!!

I mean, how is it possible for the anything else to happen on GFY?

Oh. :1orglaugh

No sarcasm there at all man.
But this couldn't be any more true.
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Shit designs = $$$

always have, always will.

Sleep well, life is good.

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that site sucks but the cool red x's on the free page make it worth a look.

is it ever lol

Ive fixed up worser tours.. but that does suck donkey balls