A riddle...
 

A girl's mother died and at her funeral she started talking to this man and it was love at first site.

After the funeral she looked everywhere for the man but couldn't find him.

The next day she killed her sister.

Why?



(if you've heard this before and know the answer please don't ruin it, thanks!)

because her sister is a fucking whore and stole the man away and they were having sex the whole time and she walked in on them, anger took over so she killed her sister :\

so she can meet that man again????

come off it lev! what kinda far fetched crap is that, MINE is CLEARLY the correct answer.

Well, other than being a riddle, this is supposed to be a hint about someone's psychological profile. If you answer with 'to see the man at her sisters funeral' then you are supposed to have psychotic (killer) tendencies :eek7

Just something I heard on the radio today...

My bet did not read yours, yours makes more sense, but you forgot to include that her cousin was also giving rim job to the man when he was fucking her sister, now it makes sense :glugglug

but.... i'm a psychotic killer. lev is probably a church going moral man. besides the porn thing.

oops, forgot to mention that, the cousin got the axe also...

Are you suggesting I am psychotic? I will KILL YOU...:)

i give up, wuts the answer? :fart

Haha....howard stern is on the radio too. You trust what that guy says?

:1orglaugh

that riddle is wrong. I killed the bitches sister, but the NYPD accused the wrong person. That bitch is doing 15 to life for a crime she didnt even commit. Can you believe that shit? I just love the justice system

That sort of reminds me of the Empathy Test in Blade Runner. 'Let me tell you about my mother.'

The book turns the whole idea of empathy completely inside out.

Ok - now I get it, I didn't get it though, so I guess that means I am safe or stupid.

The movie is based on the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"... by Philip K. Dick. If you haven't had a chance to read any of his other stuff you should check out "The Man in the High Castle". He really is a great writer. :thumbsup

because she felt the time has come

Haven't yet. Man In The High Castle and Valis are the next two of his I plan to read. :thumbsup

So she could meet that guy again at her sister's funeral, take him behind one of the tombstones, and fuck the shit out of him. Then she will take him back to her place, and slice his throat, rip out his neck bone, and masturbate with it while she drinks Tang.

ooooh yaaaaa, now i'm hard :winkwink:

Everything is a niche these days.:1orglaugh

The man organized the funeral or something. So she had to kill the sister to have another funeral organized again.