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JayDeeZee 10-19-2007 08:18 AM

I was attacked by a woman the other night
 
So I go out to the local bar with my wife for a few games of pool. We end up meeting some hot chick there and shooting some games of pool with her. As the night goes on. The regulars start bringing shots and drinks to the table, so they can talk to the only 2 girls in the bar.

Needless to say, we were getting pretty drunk.

By the end of the night, the hot chick that we met said that she was too drunk to drive and asks my wife to hold her car keys. My wife then invites her to stay over at our house. :thumbsup

As we leave this girl decides not to come back to our place, but forgets to get her keys back from my wife.

About half an hour later, the phone starts to ring and the girl is furious, she wants her keys back. I rushed back to the bar right away to give her her keys.

As soon as she sees me, she starts attacking me with a flurry of punches and kicks. Accusing me of stealing her keys. Then, I realize that this crazy bitch has already broken the front window of the bar. I tried to block, then restrain her, but she's so full of rage at this point. She got hold of the collar of my T-shirt and ripped it. I didn't know what to do, I'm trying everything to calm her down. She's even trying to hit me with the keys I just handed her. I finally manage to push her away, and she stubled and fell into a large flower pot.

She finally got into her car and drove home. I should have called the cops and reported her for DWI.

who 10-19-2007 08:28 AM

Yep you should've called the cops. You can't let people like that drive.

PowerCum 10-19-2007 08:32 AM

It was a funky hormonated tranny

Dirty F 10-19-2007 08:35 AM

You shouldve pimpslapped her.

Jman 10-19-2007 08:35 AM

Hopefully she didn't hurt someone while driving impaired and I would of called the cops BEFORE giving her keys back.

MichelleB 10-19-2007 08:36 AM

Jeez you try to help someone out and you get beat on for it, I would've called the cops on her.:Oh crap

B_Maverick 10-19-2007 08:38 AM

Uh...yeah... definitely needs to be arrested.

pornguy 10-19-2007 08:43 AM

Remember to next time take your camera Photos tell the story a lot better

JayDeeZee 10-19-2007 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 13258450)
Hopefully she didn't hurt someone while driving impaired and I would of called the cops BEFORE giving her keys back.

As she was getting into her car I said "Have a safe drive, Don't run over any kids"

I wish I did call the cops on her. But I wasn't 100%sure she was going to drive. I sure didn't expect her to lose it on me like that.

jakethedog 10-19-2007 08:50 AM

would have been better for all if you just offered to help her with her can keys .. opened the trunk and pushed her in till morning ..

Skillz Unlimited 10-19-2007 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 13258530)
would have been better for all if you just offered to help her with her can keys .. opened the trunk and pushed her in till morning ..


lmao - nice

jryan89 10-19-2007 09:07 AM

crazy bitch...ur lucky to be alive! j/k...

wdsguy 10-19-2007 09:08 AM

I bet you guys thought you were gonna get a 3some going eh?

Rama 10-19-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 13258626)
I bet you guys thought you were gonna get a 3some going eh?

I was thinking the same :1orglaugh

JayDeeZee 10-19-2007 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rama (Post 13258716)
I was thinking the same :1orglaugh

Damb right I was thinking 3some. :thumbsup


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