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Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 07:41 PM

I am Amp. I am the source.
 
I make people rich.

Don't believe it?
Ask Lensman.
Ask Jason & Alex.

I am the facilitator.

I am the one that puts a face on your business.

You have business sense? Great. But can you put a face on it?
I have no business sense. But I can put a face on anything. ANYTHING.

and hey, ya know what....
my mutha fuckin' prices just went up.
$4k per site.


Because I deliver the fuckin' goods. And I always have.
And we all know what you get when you take the cheap route.





get in line.

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 07:42 PM

you take the cheap route, you end up with a skin like this one.

StuartD 10-17-2007 07:44 PM

Did you know that the url in your icq profile info is no longer working?

Spunky 10-17-2007 07:46 PM

Will you accept Canadian dollars?

FredIsMe 10-17-2007 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13252157)
Did you know that the url in your icq profile info is no longer working?

That's the "source" for yeah :1orglaugh

X37375787 10-17-2007 07:48 PM

I thought you were done with GFY?

Sosa 10-17-2007 07:49 PM

well known designer, jump at the opportunity people

JamesK 10-17-2007 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252153)
you take the cheap route, you end up with a skin like this one.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

GrouchyAdmin 10-17-2007 07:50 PM

I would not say that clicking your signature, then three links to view a flash image of your profile is the best route for advertisement. If your own site takes this long to navigate..

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13252157)
Did you know that the url in your icq profile info is no longer working?


yes... that's what happens when you change servers and registrars at the same time.

Sorry to inconvenience you. Try tomorrow.

tool.

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13252184)
I would not say that clicking your signature, then three links to view a flash image of your profile is the best route for advertisement. If your own site takes this long to navigate..


get over it.

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 08:00 PM

I went five years without a signature, and the minute I put one in and have an issue with it, the fucking GFY police emerge in force.

should have known.

GrouchyAdmin 10-17-2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252206)
get over it.

Your URLs are not very search engine friendly, either. You know that wordpress supports friendly rewrites natively, right?

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13252230)
Your URLs are not very search engine friendly, either. You know that wordpress supports friendly rewrites natively, right?

I despise Wordpress code.
I used it for convenience. The instant I have ten minutes to spare, WP is toast.

$tandaman 10-17-2007 08:06 PM

good shit amp!

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252153)
you take the cheap route, you end up with a skin like this one.


LOL.....Ouch. :1orglaugh

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252204)
yes... that's what happens when you change servers and registrars at the same time.

Sorry to inconvenience you. Try tomorrow.

tool.



He was being nice and he's far from a tool.

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13252277)
He was being nice and he's far from a tool.

you sure?

I heard something....

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252294)
you sure?

I heard something....



That's the geckos behind you.

StuartD 10-17-2007 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252294)
you sure?

I heard something....

He's right, I was trying to be nice and I am far from a tool.
I keep my tools out in the shed.

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:21 PM

Hey man......You're not in my new phone. Musta lost your numbers.

Give me a call. I've been hearing things too. ;)

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13252302)
He's right, I was trying to be nice and I am far from a tool.
I keep my tools out in the shed.


Then who's responsible for child 2 being on the way?

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13252304)
Hey man......You're not in my new phone. Musta lost your numbers.

Give me a call. I've been hearing things too. ;)

hehe...

that's cuz I'm invisible now.

something I been working on for years..... new formula I came up with. And it works.
Except my sister managed to figure it out and break through just yesterday.

Amputate Your Head 10-17-2007 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13252302)
He's right, I was trying to be nice and I am far from a tool.
I keep my tools out in the shed.

Ahhhhh.
Stuart "D"....

I just glanced and thought I saw Stuart "B".....



kidding.... I have no idea who you are brah.

StuartD 10-17-2007 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13252306)
Then who's responsible for child 2 being on the way?

She spent a lot of time out in the tool shed over the summer :(

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 13252310)
hehe...

that's cuz I'm invisible now.

something I been working on for years..... new formula I came up with. And it works.
Except my sister managed to figure it out and break through just yesterday.


My phone ain't ringing......

AaronM 10-17-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13252314)
She spent a lot of time out in the tool shed over the summer :(


Shorten her chain. It should not go further than the kitchen.

Deej 10-17-2007 08:28 PM

i gotta squeeze in here and get a little man love


*Que the hand holding sunset pic*

StuartD 10-17-2007 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13252322)
Shorten her chain. It should not go further than the kitchen.

Yes but I fear that not having toilet facilities in the kitchen would bring about a whole new meaning to "she has a leak in her sink."


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