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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 10-15-2007 11:21 PM

Do you want to be Cremated or Buried ?
 
I am still undecided on this one.

I like the idea of being cremated but i also think i would like to be buried to.

BoyAlley 10-15-2007 11:26 PM

Personally, I don't care, cuz I'd be dead.

But for the sake of my partner, my will calls for me to be buried.

GrouchyAdmin 10-15-2007 11:27 PM

Alive!?

If I'm dead, I really don't give a fuck. Carve out the guts and make me into the world's ugliest fucking mannequin.

HAPPYPEEKERS 10-15-2007 11:30 PM

Cremation for me

CuriousToyBoy 10-15-2007 11:30 PM

Neither.

My body has been formally donated to the local University Medical school for research (and has been for 20 years), AFTER they take ANYTHING usable for donation.

No service, no shit, straight to the wake and remember me as I REALLY was.

;-)

GrouchyAdmin 10-15-2007 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 13241200)
No service, no shit, straight to the wake and remember me as I REALLY was.

I hear that it's difficult to be drunk and belligerent while dead. :thumbsup

zeruel 10-15-2007 11:36 PM

i guess i would like to be buried... so that my family could visit me... hehehe.. :winkwink:

PenisFace 10-15-2007 11:38 PM

I'd personally like to be cremated. Then, I'd like my ashes to be thrown off a bridge as thousands of marathon runners run under it below.

Edit: Now that I think about it, if I can't be cremated, I'd like my body to be thrown off a highway overpass into fast moving traffic below. Now THAT would be one hell of a legacy.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 10-15-2007 11:40 PM

wow someone wants to have sex with me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 10-15-2007 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 13241200)
Neither.

My body has been formally donated to the local University Medical school for research (and has been for 20 years), AFTER they take ANYTHING usable for donation.

No service, no shit, straight to the wake and remember me as I REALLY was.

;-)

Can i have your phone :winkwink::winkwink:

Matt 26z 10-15-2007 11:45 PM

Second choice is to be buried, first is this...

http://i22.tinypic.com/51x9c1.jpg

CuriousToyBoy 10-15-2007 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13241208)
I hear that it's difficult to be drunk and belligerent while dead. :thumbsup

But at least people would have the balls to talk about me without hiding behind anything.

:winkwink::thumbsup:1orglaugh:pimp

CuriousToyBoy 10-15-2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 13241222)
Can i have your phone :winkwink::winkwink:

Seeing I intend living for another 40 or 50 years, sure.

You may have worked out how to use one by then.

:winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

GrouchyAdmin 10-15-2007 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 13241234)
But at least people would have the balls to talk about me without hiding behind anything.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 10-16-2007 12:05 AM

No need to waste good golf course land . . . burn me please.

Danny B 10-16-2007 12:12 AM

I will first let them strip my corpse for donor purposes first. Although my liver and lungs may not make it through quality check. So they will be used for education I suppose.

Then they can burn me. C'mon, I asked about the grave of one of my great great grandfather once, only to find out that his grave and the rest of the whole cemetary are now a residential area.

i didn't know until a year ago, (not that keen on the whole undertaker bizz) that you have to "rent" a grave for a periodof 15 or 30 years. After that period the family can either extend the contract, or let it end. Meaning it will be cleared. And probably burned anyway.

Fap 10-16-2007 12:16 AM

buried so i will be remembered..

wyldworx 10-16-2007 12:54 AM

fuck me dead - i am just a heterosexual in a gay mans body.

wyldworx 10-16-2007 12:55 AM

and mikey might likey to watch and tuggy tug tug.

StickyGreen 10-16-2007 12:57 AM

I never understood why people want to be cremated. Even though I will be dead and won't know what is going on, for some reason I still want my body to go into the ground intact and then let nature take it's course.

zarathoustra 10-16-2007 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 13241215)
I'd personally like to be cremated. Then, I'd like my ashes to be thrown off a bridge as thousands of marathon runners run under it below.

Edit: Now that I think about it, if I can't be cremated, I'd like my body to be thrown off a highway overpass into fast moving traffic below. Now THAT would be one hell of a legacy.


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