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halfpint 10-14-2007 01:09 PM

Most annoying thing that your wife/partner does
 
Iv been with my misses for 20 years now, and one of the most annoying things she does is snore, its so loud I can hear her when im sat in the lounge and she is upstairs asleep, I have to keep waking her up to get her to stop snoring, one day im just going to shove my cock down her throat while shes asleep..maybe that will stop it, The other thing she does is always leaves the toilet seat down..now thats just down right rude....whats your wifes/husbands/partners most annoying habit

Scroto 10-14-2007 01:11 PM

constant nitpicking :mad:

Deej 10-14-2007 01:15 PM

whens she comes home... its like a screeching tornado for the first 10 minutes... me and our animals will be totally relaxed, me working... and then whoosh opens the door and WHirling around is a tornado or uneasing ,lounge killing, concentration busting, futile resisting, garrolous mound of hair n tits....


usually easy to quiet her down... but it always interrupts what im working on...

BoyAlley 10-14-2007 01:19 PM

He embarrases me in front of the neighbors when he mows the lawn:

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/546765826_l.gif

:Oh crap


halfpint 10-14-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13234732)
whens she comes home... its like a screeching tornado for the first 10 minutes... me and our animals will be totally relaxed, me working... and then whoosh opens the door and WHirling around is a tornado or uneasing ,lounge killing, concentration busting, futile resisting, garrolous mound of hair n tits....


usually easy to quiet her down... but it always interrupts what im working on...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wow I thought i had it bad

halfpint 10-14-2007 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13234744)
He embarrases me in front of the neighbors when he mows the lawn:

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/546765826_l.gif

:Oh crap


ohh thats love for ya, Im lucky If I even get a hug from my misses

rowan 10-14-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13234717)
Iv been with my misses for 20 years now, and one of the most annoying things she does is snore, its so loud I can hear her when im sat in the lounge and she is upstairs asleep, I have to keep waking her up to get her to stop snoring, one day im just going to shove my cock down her throat while shes asleep..maybe that will stop it, The other thing she does is always leaves the toilet seat down..now thats just down right rude....whats your wifes/husbands/partners most annoying habit

Get it checked at a sleep specialist, it could be sleep apnea. Does she gasp in her sleep? Is she overweight?

Nasty-Ass 10-14-2007 01:50 PM

Nose picking, crying, nagging, bitching, whining, spending money..............

Sleeping with the neighbors will upsets me, but I guess fair is fair??

BOSS1 10-14-2007 01:53 PM

nagging and nit picking

halfpint 10-14-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 13234810)
Get it checked at a sleep specialist, it could be sleep apnea. Does she gasp in her sleep? Is she overweight?

Its normally when she has one to many to drink then its really bad, or if she lays on her back, she is not overweight and we have talked about going to see a doctor but that was years ago..I just kinda live with it now

rowan 10-14-2007 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13234837)
Its normally when she has one to many to drink then its really bad, or if she lays on her back, she is not overweight and we have talked about going to see a doctor but that was years ago..I just kinda live with it now

Maybe bring up the doctor visit again. I was consistently gasping in my sleep and my wife never thought to mention it to me, all she complained about was my snoring... it wasn't until I was away on holiday that someone else informed me and I got it checked out.

halfpint 10-14-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 13234856)
Maybe bring up the doctor visit again. I was consistently gasping in my sleep and my wife never thought to mention it to me, all she complained about was my snoring... it wasn't until I was away on holiday that someone else informed me and I got it checked out.

Think I will mention it to her again:thumbsup

Violetta 10-14-2007 02:21 PM

when she gets angry for "no reason"

ronaldo 10-14-2007 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 13234941)
when she gets angry for "no reason"

She's a woman. That kind of goes without saying.

When my wife cooks, she gets pissed off if the meal isn't perfect. She's a great cook, but once in a while she'll fuck something up, like we all do. Then she'll ask me what I think. I'll say something like, "Everything's great, but maybe a little too much pepper", and she gets pissed off. That's like asking if I think she looks fat in THESE jeans and I tell her "It's not the jeans honey". Don't ask if you don't want to hear the truth.

F-U-Jimmy 10-14-2007 02:47 PM

Breathing its an annoying habit:disgust

ronaldo 10-14-2007 02:48 PM

I also like when she's clearly irritated by something but won't tell me.

My all-time favorite though has to be our sex "connection". If I don't get sex for a while, I'll get grumpy. When I get grumpy I go off by myself and do my thing. When I go off and do my thing she gets distant. When she gets distant, she doesn't feel close enough to have sex, so she'll just sit and watch TV. When I come upstairs to see if she wants to have sex she'll tell me she's tired, even though she just spent 3 hours watching TV. I'll get more pissed off because she chose the TV over sex. She'll get more distant.

A few days after playing abstinence we'll both get horny and make plans for that night. Inevitably her rag will start an hour earlier than our "Date". I'll get pissed off.

Repeat cycle.

Herb Kornfield 10-14-2007 03:39 PM

Nothing ... She's great.

tony286 10-14-2007 03:43 PM

since my wife reads this board ,I cant answer. lol

shekinah 10-14-2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13235153)
since my wife reads this board ,I cant answer. lol

lol.. beware or else you'll need:helpme badly:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

FredIsMe 10-14-2007 06:08 PM

Constant complaints about "friends"

Spunky 10-14-2007 06:31 PM

Constant nagging..drives me nuts

DaddyHalbucks 10-14-2007 06:45 PM

Nothing really that come to mind. My wife is a saint, truly.

After Shock Media 10-14-2007 06:51 PM

Well this whole sticking around, living with me, and making me hers type thing is kind of odd. She has been at it for a few years it seems.

DirtyDanza 10-14-2007 07:29 PM

most annoying thing my wife dones is remain married to me... I wake up and she's still fucking here

martinsc 10-14-2007 11:08 PM

constant nagging and bitching... but i still love her and I don't think i could life without the nagging... it gets kinda fun after a few years ;-)

pixiewillow 10-15-2007 12:04 AM

Hmm sounds like I don't have it too bad... I get annoyed when my husband clips his nails in the sink or leaves a dirty kitchen for me to clean up

Luscious Media 10-15-2007 12:08 AM

Pogo...fucking Pogo...the woman plays Pogo 8 frickin hours a day. On the flip side, I snore and I love her so...Did I mention I hate fucking Pogo?

calibra 10-15-2007 01:53 AM

Asking her if she likes something or not and getting no reply. Then I make a decision and get bitched for not asking her :mad:

TBrown 10-15-2007 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield (Post 13235144)
Nothing ... She's great.

She's watching you right? :winkwink:

shermo 10-15-2007 03:25 AM

Hmmm... Not much that I can think of to be quite honest.

Danny B 10-15-2007 03:56 AM

Nothing. She's great!

peterk 10-15-2007 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13235153)
since my wife reads this board ,I cant answer. lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angie77 10-15-2007 11:05 AM

this post is great. It seems the constant annoyance is: nagging.

halfpint 10-15-2007 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13235153)
since my wife reads this board ,I cant answer. lol

Go on Tony I dare you, Tell US pleasssse, we all want to know

G-Rotica 10-15-2007 11:22 AM

She wont just let me die. She keeps making sure I eat right, no drugs, no hookers, nothing really good.

gornyhuy 10-15-2007 11:27 AM

All that deep throating. Its driving me crazy - just let me work or sleep or relax, anything but constantly taking me cock all the way into her throat balls deep! :helpme

CaptainHowdy 10-15-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBrown (Post 13236735)
She's watching you right? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!


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