Tom Cruise builds $11m Scientology bunker against Xenu
 

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...695870666.html


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fucking whack job

I might volunteer to live in it to 'keep it maintained'.

I want to know what he Knows

$11 million whats that 3 months work, that's like a normal salary worker dropping $10K on a new truck or something..

11 million to build something just in case it happens. Some folks dont even have homes. Wasteful paranoid idiot.

after all he went thru in " The war of the Worlds " , no wonder :)

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boy are you gonna feel dumb if he's right.

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too funny

who cares about that ugly chicken ?

i spent the last couple weeks doing a hoax site about scientology with a friend of mine and ....



wow.


just wow.



i mean, i'm 37... i know most of the history, the controversy and the basic tennants of scientology... the aliens, the alien spirits yada yada yada

but really man... what the fuck! each day i was reading stuff i kept thinking "ok, clearly we have hit rock bottom here... it just can't possibly get any more surreal, bizarre or just downright stupid than it has up to this point" and everyday it did.

the most comical thing about everything that L Ron wrote is that it reads exactly like crappy science fiction. its so rediculously bad that you can't even for a second, suspend disbelief. every aspect of scientology is like this.

if you are a scientologist... you need help. its as simple as that. the horrible tragedy there is that they are (not suprisingly) VERY against psychiatry and sure. why not. it makes sense. if you have gotten people to buy into one of the greatest cults and money making scams in history based on the most retarded ideas to ever be put on paper, thats an easy sell.




if L Ron Hubbard was alive today, he would be in porn. he would be running a network of torrent sites and a massive spam operation and would be all over the boards acting like Pimpdog

so it's an $11M basement.

Well you will never know who can attack you so it can always comes handy.

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Share some hoax with us please :winkwink:

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Lol, that's no good...

The end is near !

Probably because Hubbard was a crappy science fiction author for many years before starting the religion :winkwink: He was quoted in an interview saying the easiest way to get rich would be to start a religion, and he also wrote a book on brainwashing techniques.

I'm flabbergasted that anyone can believe his stuff.

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I worked right up the street from the headquarters on "the drag" in Austin texas back in the 80's. These freaks would frequent my coffee shop on a daily basis.

You could always tell who the new recruits were. They would arrive in with an elder member by their side who would do all the decision making and talking for them. Creepy fucks!

They tried to recruit me once.. I laughed in their face.

Maybe it's just his way of getting more tax breaks.

Rofl! He needs to come off of whatever they put in the juice at his religious meetings. :1orglaugh

Tom Cruise is an IDIOT.

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aliens: possible
humans walking on water, dying and becomimg alive 3 days later: impossible

so tell me who's more retarded, scientologists or christians and muslims? My vote is for the last two.

and look what the last two spend for their fantasy all over the world, its billions and billions more than 11 million:

http://www.n-bvm.org/church%20right.jpg

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel...queDaytime.jpg

I believe the exact same thing with Christianity. EXACTLY the same thing. Howe can someone find out Santa isn't real but then still believe in 'God'?

Everyone has their beliefs and people just.... believe weird ass things that to others make no sense and are stupid.

This is why freedom is a BAD thing. The human mind is... well... stupid.

he is a dumb fucker

More evidence that celebrity worship is pathological.

People who say they don't believe in a higher being are all liars...110% of them.

Foxhole converts is what they will be.

excatly.... look death in the face and they will pray to god

I'm starting my own religion, any of you guys wanna join? I'm 100% serious no joke! Religion IS the biggest money making gimmick of all time. And for the record I do believe in a higher power.... it is called "nature" :thumbsup

I think the whole alien worry is a bit whacked out.... but I think it would be cool to have a bunker, we might need one this century anyways!

Brad

This is exactly the reason why "God" was invented. Humans being afraid of death need to feel some form of comfort and thinking they have something other than an eternity of non existence is that comfort. But I love how convinced and devout people such as yourself can be when faced with the idea that there just might not be anything other than oblivion when you die. What is more cowardly? :winkwink:

and to help Katie with her "housework"

I've always been a little worried that Xenu might come get me in the middle of the night. I always check the closets and under the bed before night night. You never know when some pissed off alien is going to come get you. Karma is a bitch.

I like you.

i actually liked his books - before he started this religious bullshit

ohhhhhhhhhhhh... brings back the Simpsons episode and "The Leader" :thumbsup

I'd like to check that place out, but how do you build a structure to stop an alien invasion?

The same can be said about almost all religions, Christianity and Mormon in particular are pretty far fetched... :2 cents:

I got abducted once thats why I look at so much porn..it makes me forget what the aliens did to me.

I guess you stay away from the anal & fuck machine sites then.

Im guessing major spin here and he just did a damn basement remodel.

Though it does make for good jokes.

hell yeah makes me nervous just thinking about it:Oh crap

Im squeezing my bum cheeks together allready

What people don't understand is that the truth of what really happened back then was probably a mix of those two concepts. The bible and other ancient texts always describe beings coming down from the heavens. (heavens was basically an ancient word for space) All these "angels" and "beings" had to come from SOMEWHERE...

Imagine standing outside today and seeing a spaceship. You would say, "Oh shit... look at that spaceship!" Imagine standing outside 2,000 years ago and seeing a spaceship. You would probably say something more along the lines of, "Holy shit! What is that? I have no way to explain what that thing is whatsoever so it must be a GOD!" (for example: Ezekial's "burning wheel")

exactly, thats probably the best explanation.
What i find astonishing and extremely dumb about a very large part of the people here, everywhere in the media, comments on blogs etc, is that everybody labels the alien theory, which is possible, as "crazy" and the god theory, which is impossible, as normal. They dont even bother to think.