So im at a marriott
 

The connection here is sucking ass the download is 52kb but the upload is 291 kb. So I call tech support he says with a straight face the reason its slow is because of the huge amount of people all online. Im thinking a couple of 100 and then he says yeah it shows 23 people are online currently.I really wanted to laugh in his face.

Maybe you should introduce yourself as "Tony, from the internet"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hotels have tech support people?!

I thought the janitor supervised the interweb stuff.

tech support !

Dude you know 23 people on a DSL connection is gonna kill it?

They do that on purpose so you'll pay $12 to rent the adult movie on TV instead of jerking it online :upsidedow

I am sure they only have DSL or Cable.

...and I got my tongue up this chicks ass.

How tight is a marmot?

The marriott contracts some other company that provides the free wireless high speed. So if there is a problem you contact them not the front desk.

So true.