It's Final - I'm Headed Back Stateside
 

Well, it has been one long fucking journey and I am running low on pages in my passport. I know I can re-up on pages but honestly, I miss the good old American mentality (although you dutch guys are the shit). Will be moving to Lauderdale sometime in January...

I haven't lived in the USA since September of last year. I have been in and out of these countries quite a bit, but here is the list of countries I have visited and where porn has brought me....


Thailand
Cambodia
Malaysia
England
Italy
Spain
Holland
Romania
Bulgaria
Moldova
Germany

It's been a hell of a trip but I am inbound for Florida....

Watch a big storm will hit the day after you land

its funny you say that.

I moved to Thailand. The Prime Minister gets ejected 2 weeks later.

I move to Romania, the President gets fired two weeks later.

with my rep I am guessing everyone wants me back stateside to get rid of bush

Hey Donnie, it was cool to meet you in Amsterdam, That was the most fun I've had on the golf coarse in a long time, Finally had enough of Europe aye, hanging out for a real American Burger aye.

OK Donnie... someone has to ask....

What did you get extradited for ?


He he he he he he he eh ehe ;-)

We'll have to have a BBQ in celebration!

Good Luck on the move man, too bad we never got to kick it in a foreign tropical country

So what was your favorite country for:

1. Food

2. Sightseeing

3. Friendliness of the locals

4. PUSSY

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1. Food - All the food kicked ass and differed from country to country. Thailand had some kick ass food for sure as far as spicy goes. I hated spicy shit before I got there but loved it before I left. My overall favorite would have to be Italy, some banging ass pizza.

2. Sightseeing - I don't sight see. I never really got into the oohs and aahs like your normal tourist. I am addicted to the night life however and I by far Thailand nails it.

3. Friendliness of locals - Depends on the type of friendliness you mean. Thailand I couldn't walk to a 7/11 without 7 girls and three trannies grabbing my cock. As far as hospitality and people being all around nice, I am gonna have to go with Holland.

4. PUSSY - Thailand and Romania. Best Pussy Period

Sounds like a fucking plan. Bring Budweiser Select. I really miss my budweiser. Heineken is the shit, but no bud for a loooooooooonnnnnngggggggg time.

Europe'll miss you my man!

Moldova? What the heck?