Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a puss
 

Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man you got to get on that.


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Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.


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andieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game!

go fuck a goat!!!!!!!!!!



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Funniest movie I've ever seen.

awesome movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great flick :1orglaugh

Hurtin' for a squirtin'

oh I love that movie so fucking awesome all the way through!!

never heard the expression shit stained balls before I saw the movies, it totally cracks me up :D

andieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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