spam
 

I hate spam, but I would rather get it than junk mail in from the U.S. postal service. I must receive the equivilant of a couple redwood forests every year in my mail box, and it just goes in my garbage. Isn't spam just a green solution to mass advertising better because it does not result in environmental pollution? What the fuck? I saw that AOL won some tresspass cases against spammers sending emails to aol users. Sounds like I should see if that caselaw can be extended to allow me to claim tresspass in my mailbox against all those crappy mailers I get every week.

Yummy.

definitely snail mail. All tha have u seen me shit gets on my nerves

Yeah, snail mail...especially letters that are printed on this extra hard "don't tear me" paper...but there is something worse: Cold calls...No, I don't want to order your magazine, I don't need extra insurance, I don't want a new credit card...a pain in the ass.