The Official "Things I Hate" thread...:(
 

I'm in the mood to vent, so here are a few (a very few) of the things I hate. Feel free to add to the list.

1) guys named Richard who call themselves Dick : I mean come on! this needs no explaination.

2) cashiers who give you your change and your receipt wrapped together: Now you have to take the time to separate them and put your money where it goes. or, you can do like I do and cram the whole thing in your pocket to worry about later.

3)Vanity plates that are not clear right off the bat: I don't want to practice cryptology to figure out your cute fucking plate.

3a)Vanity plates that are an inside joke and mean nothing to the rest of us: just as annoying.

4) big pick up trucks with 900 stickers and logo's on the back: Do really need me to know what you are into that badly?

5) People who let their kids run loose in stores: watch your fucking kids!

6) A whole family of fat people in a mcdonalds: Do you really need those 1/4 pounders?

7) people who make FULL stops at stop signs when nobody's coming: Let's drive the fucking car people, OK?

feel free to add yours...

Home owners association board members.

There, I feel better thanks!.

8) people with those bluetooth earphones in one ear making them look like a Borg.

politicians

people who own large, obnoxious dogs but don't discipline them or restrain them.

my neighbor has one of these, and one time i was bringing this BOMB slab of salmon i had been marinating all day out to the grill when her dog tore away from its leash and came running towards me and jumped up on me. she started laughing and said, "uh oh, you better watch out, Jasmine will eat that!". i was like-no bitch, YOU better watch out...cause if that dog eats my fucking salmon, i'm gonna slit it's throat...

Going to the starbucks and have to repeat my order 7 times. Then one more time once up to the window.
People making left turns with the cell phone in their left ear at the same time.

People who Lie about pointless shit.

diarrhea :(

Living in New York fuckin' City

A-fuckin-men

live outside of it for a while and you will miss it big time.

People who "NEED" their coffee in the morning. :food-smil10

People who say "in terms of" allot.

Soggy lettuce.
Needlessly negative people (to steal from Bill Watterson).

People who think George Bush is right no matter how wrong he is.

People who find a way to bring politics into any discussion.

they probably do that because they don't wanna break the law :winkwink:

threads about hating things

Good one. Religion too.

Power tripping dictators.

Hey Im from NYC GO RANGERS !!!!!!!

People who judge others rants.

Having to work for the man

OMFG I hate this with a passion!!! If I'm in a bad mood, I won't take it. I'll be a dick and tell them to separate them.

I also hate...

Rude smokers

Most of the people in this business

TV

Metrosexuals

Any whore that would show her tits on Girls Gone Wild

Most Police

Airport security

The news media

The worlds obsession with celebrities. Get a fucking life for Christ sake.

KB's "Coming soon" threads

Companies who outsource their call centers to another country

Public utilities customer service

People who try to push their religion on others

People who think dinosaur bones were put on earth to test our faith

Litter bugs

Soccer hooligans

Sloppy drunks

People of any color who act "ghetto"

White people acting black

Taxes paid to a country I don't live in or care to contribute to!!!

Politics

War

Expensive whores who make you wear a rubber

Rubbers

anything associated with minivans

Poor people telling me how to make money.

1) guys named Richard who call themselves Dick : I mean come on! this needs no explaination.

My Father Richard, now in his 80's was called Dick as a boy ...

Things I HATE :mad:

Folks who make fun of my Father's name.

People that cuss in public.

Go Fuck YouRself!!!!! lol ")

1) large public restrooms like at say huge movie theaters that are totally and completely 100% silent inside... no music, tv playing... nothing... just the sound of a bunch of poor bastards pushing and grunting.

2) good restaurants that bring you fresh, warm bread... accompanied by butter thats hard as a fucking rock.

A "california stop" ticket is at least $100 dollars here. Sorry if that bugs you, but I don't have money to throw away like that.

The phrase:
'A member of the public...'
I think, 'Sounds just fucking great! How do I join?'

Honestly, a real estate agent near me has billboards and they say "Dick Longing".
Why he doesn't use "Richard" is beyond me, plus the race car driver "Dick Trickle". Good grief.